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Mister Shushy

@mistershushy.bsky.social

I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon. https://linktr.ee/mistershushy

7,890 Followers  |  23,964 Following  |  117 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  1.9607

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6 best scenes in Wicked: For Good

21.11.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Top 8 Most Brutal Elon Musk Diss Tweets By Joyce Carol Oates (Plus a bonus 9th one at the end!)

Yesterday I dropped a video filled with a bunch of fake Joyce Carol Oates tweets roasting Elon Musk to a crisp that’s doing pretty well on TikTok right now and I have collected all of them here.

Please feel free to steal any of these and then post them elsewhere!

open.substack.com/pub/mistersh...

19.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 8 most brutal Elon Musk diss tweets by Joyce Carol Oates

18.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing, I’m gonna get this tattooed on my forehead

17.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to the Bible, yes.

16.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shushletter #3: Rejected Superheroes Preview / I Pissed Off An Entire Discord Server With A Joke / More Like "Zohran Won-dami" November 16th, 2025.

In my latest newsletter, I show off some concept sketches for my upcoming coloring book, Rejected Superheroes.

I also recount how I pissed off an entire Discord server with a 9/11 joke and discuss Zohran Mamdani’s big win in NYC while looking at some of the unexpected types of voters he won over.

16.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy #TikTok #Phototrend hack that will make you go viral

13.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever had a TikTok pop off so hard that you end up in a throuple after?

12.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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6 cheap date ideas

11.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC

05.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean yeah, kinda

04.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's not what I needed to happen

04.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I heard he was doing a Frankenstein movie I just automatically assumed there would be undead boning and I was sorely disappointed

04.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Frankenstein (2025) movie review

04.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 5 Craziest Moments From The Leaked Avengers: Doomsday Shooting Script Beware: spoilers ahead!

I was lucky enough to get my hands on a leaked shooting copy of the Avengers: Doomsday script, and I have read it. I take back everything that I’ve said about this movie, I think it’s going to be incredible.

I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:

03.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you saw one angle of one room of my house and wrote a whole post instead of shutting the fuck up like you should have done instead?

02.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses

01.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey still waiting on an answer for why you made a post implying my cat was in some sort of trouble

31.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The top 9 meanest comments about my junk

31.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My cat lives a nice, comfortable life.

Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.

30.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you talking about?

30.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that was very nice of you to say. Thanks so much for reading!

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Obama’s 4 worst lies

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The Shushletter #2: Write, Period. Featured Me & HorizonMass News Interviewed Me / No Kings: Yay or Nahh? / I Saw The Chainsaw Man Movie 3 Times Opening Weekend October 27th, 2025.

In my latest newsletter, I recount my No Kings experience, weigh in on the discourse surrounding it and then give my review of the new Chainsaw Man movie based on the three separate times I watched it opening weekend.

28.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.

Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.

24.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What the fuck is Evil Ludwig talking about

23.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have

22.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine

22.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Microsplastics Are Your Friendsβ€Šβ€”β€Šbooke review I’m here to tell you about a book I just read called β€œMicroplastics Are Your Friends” by Mister Shushy. It’s a self-published book on…

Wow this is a great review of my book, so glad someone else sees the real truth behind microplastics!

15.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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