Back on home turf! I interviewed you a few years back when your exhibition opened at Derby Museum and Art Gallery. Any chance of a repeat?
ppl who make the argument that the earth has survived many drastic shifts in climate over the course of its existence are technically correct. our earth is wonderful at healing itself. the bit they live out is that while the earth continues, the majority of species living on it at the time do not
#booksky #writingcommunity
Kudos to HMRC
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
One of my best friends in the world. He’ll be mortified!
Imagination
Ingenious 😂
FFS
Well I'll sleep better for that.
Never any need to apologise. When you're here you're glorious. When you're not here we just assume you're being glorious elsewhere!
I tried that. It raised expectations I was unable to meet.
I’ve gone back “Shambolic” after what I’ve decided to call “honest customer feedback”
Do you review audiobooks by any chance ?
Asking for a … oh who am I kidding?
Who am I to argue with the faerie folk - who demanded the audiobook for CURIOSITY AND THE CAT is OUT NOW!
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
I think about this comic at least once a week
Shame she’s not on here really. She is indeed metal as fuck.
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
No, I made the mistake of thinking "I'll just have a couple of glasses of that blackberry wine we forgot about in a demijohn for a decade and which has gone through about 9 fermentations and oh look there's the floor. Hello floor. I love you."
In my humble opinion one of the finest things to be is accidentally drunk
I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time
"I'd like to not have to turn up or do anything in particular but I'd like to get regular positive feedback and get paid a LOT"
Hit me
I've known him for decades and he's a fine human. Then again I also write for a living so I suppose I would say that wouldn't I?
It's almost like he writes for a living...
yes
My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and I’m not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that I…
Just trying to bring a bit of levity
in amongst all the heavity
Now I want to build one. Sadly postage to Vermont may be prohibitive and there's at least 10% on top now of course 😞
And thus begins the two week slide from "Isn't this beautiful?" to "BLOODY PETALS ARE EVERYWHERE AGAIN!"
Eagerly awaiting the results of this experiment as an alternative to my previously tried cures of rum and staring into space feeling guilty about not acheiving anything
Happy #Easter
"Draw me like one of your ginger girls"
