Back on home turf! I interviewed you a few years back when your exhibition opened at Derby Museum and Art Gallery. Any chance of a repeat?
08.11.2025 09:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Back on home turf! I interviewed you a few years back when your exhibition opened at Derby Museum and Art Gallery. Any chance of a repeat?
08.11.2025 09:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ppl who make the argument that the earth has survived many drastic shifts in climate over the course of its existence are technically correct. our earth is wonderful at healing itself. the bit they live out is that while the earth continues, the majority of species living on it at the time do not
15.09.2025 08:44 β π 112 π 23 π¬ 6 π 1#booksky #writingcommunity
17.06.2025 14:51 β π 12292 π 3007 π¬ 164 π 106
Kudos to HMRC
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because Iβll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
One of my best friends in the world. Heβll be mortified!
13.06.2025 18:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Imagination
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Ingenious π
FFS
Well I'll sleep better for that.
14.05.2025 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never any need to apologise. When you're here you're glorious. When you're not here we just assume you're being glorious elsewhere!
14.05.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I tried that. It raised expectations I was unable to meet.
Iβve gone back βShambolicβ after what Iβve decided to call βhonest customer feedbackβ
Do you review audiobooks by any chance ?
Asking for a β¦ oh who am I kidding?
Curiosity and the Cat audiobook is Out Now at all the usual audiobook salepoints
Who am I to argue with the faerie folk - who demanded the audiobook for CURIOSITY AND THE CAT is OUT NOW!
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks π
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no
I think about this comic at least once a week
10.05.2025 05:47 β π 23508 π 4748 π¬ 296 π 261Shame sheβs not on here really. She is indeed metal as fuck.
10.05.2025 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
08.05.2025 16:16 β π 12734 π 1848 π¬ 208 π 118No, I made the mistake of thinking "I'll just have a couple of glasses of that blackberry wine we forgot about in a demijohn for a decade and which has gone through about 9 fermentations and oh look there's the floor. Hello floor. I love you."
08.05.2025 15:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
In my humble opinion one of the finest things to be is accidentally drunk
Iβll let you figure out why Iβve chosen to say this at this time
"I'd like to not have to turn up or do anything in particular but I'd like to get regular positive feedback and get paid a LOT"
Hit me
I've known him for decades and he's a fine human. Then again I also write for a living so I suppose I would say that wouldn't I?
07.05.2025 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's almost like he writes for a living...
07.05.2025 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yes
30.03.2025 01:24 β π 33879 π 8882 π¬ 162 π 408My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and Iβm not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that Iβ¦
06.05.2025 20:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just trying to bring a bit of levity
in amongst all the heavity
Now I want to build one. Sadly postage to Vermont may be prohibitive and there's at least 10% on top now of course π
30.04.2025 16:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And thus begins the two week slide from "Isn't this beautiful?" to "BLOODY PETALS ARE EVERYWHERE AGAIN!"
23.04.2025 10:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eagerly awaiting the results of this experiment as an alternative to my previously tried cures of rum and staring into space feeling guilty about not acheiving anything
20.04.2025 08:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #Easter
19.04.2025 22:34 β π 20759 π 2984 π¬ 677 π 213"Draw me like one of your ginger girls"
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