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she/they | professional yapper and shitposter | hastwt/hassky | taurus | bookworm | plant mom | ADHD af | ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ | minors and freaks DNI

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cuuuute!

07.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if it's trying to tell you not to eat chinese food it needs to chill that's not cool :(

was the wrong order at least good? lol

07.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want more active oomfies on here I was inactive for so long that they're all gone too :(

07.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a birthday cupcake with a candle and the words happy birthday written on it ALT: a birthday cupcake with a candle and the words happy birthday written on it
07.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Kamala 67
Hello Kamala 68

07.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

07.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOO OMFG

07.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ugh thanks me too we have another follow up in 2 weeks and we're hoping that's the very last one for a while

06.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahhhh hello sweet bby

06.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a penguin with the word hello on it Alt: a picture of a penguin with the word hello on it
06.02.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it going bonkers over there???

06.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soooo sick of spending money at the fucking vet it's been over $1,500 this past month alone ๐Ÿ˜ซ

06.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he is so fucking pure

06.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're so insufferable my god

06.02.2026 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AHHHHHHH

06.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white horse with light shining out its ass as it runs. The meme text reads โ€œno weirdo loser lame shit formed against me shall prosperโ€.

A white horse with light shining out its ass as it runs. The meme text reads โ€œno weirdo loser lame shit formed against me shall prosperโ€.

gm

05.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do I have anymore oomfs I can add on Finch and/or On Together???

05.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the Democrats know that people are 100% over their fucking bullshit.

I got screwed over as a Bernie Bro twice and then they absolutely blew it with Kamala. If they think I'm gonna waste another presidential vote on their bullshit they're out of their goddamn minds.

05.02.2026 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait the olympics are starting today?!

05.02.2026 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's hard for people to stomach the truth

05.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm about to do that right meow and I'm so excited

05.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Diarrhea of a Incel
YouTube video by Foreign Fridays Diarrhea of a Incel

another hilarious and informative banger from ForeignFriday feat D'Angelo

youtu.be/1MteYHkWnyc?...

04.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how thoughtful of you!!!

04.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG YESSS and I drafted something from my own fucking brain the other day and the person I sent it to definitely put my draft in ChatGPT to clean it up (it was so obvious) and I was so annoyed because don't feed my shit to that monster

04.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

real af

04.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be whimsical is to live

02.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you at least leave him a 5 star rating???

04.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me af with my dog - literally sent my supervisor a picture of my child playing in the snow and ofc it was a picture of my dof

04.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

isn't that what they were supposed to be doing this whole fucking time????

04.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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