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@itsmev.bsky.social

Attorney aspiring to be a stay at home dog mom on an alpaca farm playing with my crystals. In an unhealthy relationship with birds & yankees. If you don’t believe in women’s rights, this isn’t the account for you. #LongCovid #FlyEaglesFly #Yankees

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Well you look adorable so

26.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hello from Santa Monica, east coast friends

25.01.2026 23:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I just pulled out a random pair of jeans that I know for a fact I was never able to pull up completely and button and they went right on and buttoned and are probably 2 sizes too big right now and I’m fucking shook

25.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so excited to literally have zero responsibilities

23.01.2026 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

During my funemployment next week, I’m going to take my dogs to the beach. I booked a TWO HOUR deep tissue massage, and I’m going with my bff and baby for his first zoo trip.

23.01.2026 17:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And in true fashion, no one has told me where to send my equipment or what to do with it lmao I’ve been asking everyday for over a week. I WANT IT ALL GONE

23.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LAST DAY OF WORK LAST DAY OF WORK LAST DAY OF WORK

23.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That man wants to do everything but go back home to his 27 children

23.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomorrow starts my LAST WEEK OF WORK!!!!!!!

20.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am praying for it because I’ve been running my mouth way too much to have this go the other way

19.01.2026 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stafford throws a lot of picks too tho just get one of those

19.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay well he shouldn’t have thrown it that way

19.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This team is bonkers lmao

19.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FULL SET ON ME, CALEB! Get rhinestones and a design!

19.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

I am def an honorary bears fan rn

19.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this so much. If we can’t do it, I hope y’all go all the way

19.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmao girl I’m watching this on FT w my Rams loving dad and the reaction was actually hilarious and priceless

19.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are the odds he just throws that shit up and gets a TD

19.01.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bro the Bears are wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭

19.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been on a huge Greek food craving train the last month or so. It’s all I want to eat. Massive Greek salads with chicken have been my hyper fixation meals. Literally ordered a massive thing of chicken shawarma rice and grilled veggies last night and I can’t wait to eat the rest later.

18.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hit the 45 lbs lost mark this morning 🥳😭

18.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you love it!!!

18.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIGHT like it was never subtle at all but this is next level like what in the fuck

18.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

……what in the Nazi jacket is this shit

18.01.2026 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I actually think it gives me referral codes for you to get $20 off so let me know if you end up wanting to try!

18.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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RIGHT like it’s made such a difference in just the first few days. I don’t know the long term effects yet but it’s def worth trying.

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18.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Literally though of the two of you when I was typing this out

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18.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love this so much. So happy for her and her family 😭😭😭😭

18.01.2026 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I sent my Rams loving father a YouTube video that is 8 hours of Bears noises in preparation for the game later. Clearly, I am rooting for the Bears today.

18.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooof, the immigration clients man. Especially especially.

18.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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