(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V

Well you look adorable so

Hello from Santa Monica, east coast friends

I just pulled out a random pair of jeans that I know for a fact I was never able to pull up completely and button and they went right on and buttoned and are probably 2 sizes too big right now and I’m fucking shook

I’m so excited to literally have zero responsibilities

During my funemployment next week, I’m going to take my dogs to the beach. I booked a TWO HOUR deep tissue massage, and I’m going with my bff and baby for his first zoo trip.

And in true fashion, no one has told me where to send my equipment or what to do with it lmao I’ve been asking everyday for over a week. I WANT IT ALL GONE

LAST DAY OF WORK LAST DAY OF WORK LAST DAY OF WORK

That man wants to do everything but go back home to his 27 children

Tomorrow starts my LAST WEEK OF WORK!!!!!!!

I am praying for it because I’ve been running my mouth way too much to have this go the other way

Stafford throws a lot of picks too tho just get one of those

Okay well he shouldn’t have thrown it that way

This team is bonkers lmao

FULL SET ON ME, CALEB! Get rhinestones and a design!

I am def an honorary bears fan rn

I love this so much. If we can’t do it, I hope y’all go all the way

Lmao girl I’m watching this on FT w my Rams loving dad and the reaction was actually hilarious and priceless

What are the odds he just throws that shit up and gets a TD

Bro the Bears are wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been on a huge Greek food craving train the last month or so. It’s all I want to eat. Massive Greek salads with chicken have been my hyper fixation meals. Literally ordered a massive thing of chicken shawarma rice and grilled veggies last night and I can’t wait to eat the rest later.

Hit the 45 lbs lost mark this morning 🥳😭

I hope you love it!!!

RIGHT like it was never subtle at all but this is next level like what in the fuck

……what in the Nazi jacket is this shit

I actually think it gives me referral codes for you to get $20 off so let me know if you end up wanting to try!

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RIGHT like it’s made such a difference in just the first few days. I don’t know the long term effects yet but it’s def worth trying.

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Literally though of the two of you when I was typing this out

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I love this so much. So happy for her and her family 😭😭😭😭

I sent my Rams loving father a YouTube video that is 8 hours of Bears noises in preparation for the game later. Clearly, I am rooting for the Bears today.

Oooof, the immigration clients man. Especially especially.