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@itsmev.bsky.social

Attorney aspiring to be a stay at home dog mom on an alpaca farm playing with my crystals. In an unhealthy relationship with birds & yankees. If you don’t believe in women’s rights, this isn’t the account for you. #LongCovid #FlyEaglesFly #Yankees

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Oh same. Put him in. It can’t be worse than what we’ve seen 😭

03.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe that Kelee Ringo and Adoree Jackson have been so bad that they’re making me want Darius back on this team TODAY.

03.12.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If MRIs are preventative, then I shouldn’t have to jump through 15 hoops BEFORE the insurance company decides whether they will even entertain the idea of covering it……

02.12.2025 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He said thank u auntie ❤️

01.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The king of neck spikes said thank u ❤️

01.12.2025 17:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This extraordinarily beautiful and most perfect creature is TEN years old today 😭

01.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I genuinely cannot be expected to just “go back to work” tomorrow. I simply cannot be expected to do that. Please don’t make me.

01.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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87/85.

29.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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86/85.

29.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was the cherry on top. I am out. To Netflix I go.

28.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You stupid fucking idiots

28.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh okay Jalyx. Thank you sir

28.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to yeet myself

28.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you AJ ❤️

28.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m surprised they called roughing the passer lmao

28.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No. You can tell normal Jalen and disgusted Jalen.

28.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made his ass the devil for weeks as if a word he said was false.

28.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I said AJ wasn’t wrong about a damn thing he said from the start. Because look at this.

28.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my fucking god dude

28.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I LOL’d

28.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they won’t listen to us, they should at least listen to Richard Sherman lmao

28.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m about to just go take a nap at this point

28.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh okay. Same result tho. Nice.

28.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna guess first play Saquon down the middle

28.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fire everyone at halftime. Send everyone home. There’s no point since no one showed up anyway.

28.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck is wrong with you all Jesus fucking Christ

28.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please speak it into existence

28.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all know how this story ends. We watched it happen 2 seasons ago. It’s happening again.

28.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boo louder. Make the ground shake. Disgusting performance.

28.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Learn to fucking tackle? What do you do in practice all week?

28.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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