Brian

CCH Pounder

Phillies/Os

We out here

Here’s the thing: if your kid texts you for the Hulu password when you’re in the middle of doing shit, never gets it.

Quizzo speed round about monsters

Quizzo speed round

Did you apologize yet?

Meow

Lazy fuck

Max Kepler didn’t read your posts but his family did and you should apologize to them now.

Philadelphia Cheese Steak

Ayo

I think he hates being alive. Feels like he should make peace with that at a press conference where he takes out a manila envelope and [redacted].

RIP ODB

Garment check

Unfathomable

I’ve never seen this before in my life. Words can’t express how grateful I am.

When they came for the smelling salts, I said nothing because I really have no need for smelling salts.

To be fair, Hook is a bop.

Fox

Foxes be like

Obviously I am already looking into acquiring this.

Go Birds

My attorneys will be reaching out to you later today.

It's official — Milan Iloski is a Union player. Great signing for #DOOP.

Suddenly, I see the Harambe story in an even darker light.

That's gonna be a big old yikes for the state of public education for me, dawg.

Oh, Tila. wyd baby

I hope not!

Remember Tila Tequila?

Tonight's Quizzo topics (Murphy's, 3333 Conrad St, 19129) include Dogs, Monsters, Songs from Live Aid and Famous People Who Died Recently)

Quizzo! Tonight! Murphy's! East Falls! Do attend!

They should make a ride like the Avatar ride for the chase scene in The Town.