Chickens and Mentals Caretaker

Chickens and Mentals Caretaker

@imdanchu.bsky.social

Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.

754 Followers 270 Following 1,817 Posts Joined Oct 2023
3 hours ago

I guess if we just keep winning Super Bowls it won’t matter 😌

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9 hours ago

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

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9 hours ago
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9 hours ago

nobody has failed to win the super bowl after drafting a longsnapper in the first

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14 hours ago

the classic football player move of “i got my money now yall are gonna pronounce this shit right”

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9 hours ago

This was before JSN got drafted. But yeah, probably.

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9 hours ago
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10/10 no notes for the 4x collapsed lung survivor.

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14 hours ago

Rams gunning for 3 X receiver body types meanwhile the 49ers add Mike Evans.

Division rivals trying to take advantage of a short cornerback room with Woolen out of the picture no big deal

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15 hours ago

It’s only mid March so of course it’s dumping snow this morning lol

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1 day ago
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Seahawk for 8 hours and he’s already shitposting

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1 day ago

The three players I would like to see a jump from in 2027 are Drew Lock, Jake Bobo, and Brady Russell

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1 day ago

The irony of smart 12s who demanded the firing of the previous coach and quarterback because there wasn’t enough winning culture now accusing the chiefs of not having one.

Not to mention those same 12s whining about the loss of home field advantage for not winning enough home games last season.

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1 day ago

There’s only one team in the NFL with a winning culture and that’s the Seahawks obviously

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1 day ago

Haven’t tried on desktop yet but this has got to be one of my greatest achievements on the toilet

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1 day ago

Lmaoooo

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1 day ago
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Going to try this again tomorrow from my desktop monitor versus blinding myself with my iPhone in the middle of the night while lying in bed

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2 days ago
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Goodbye

KENNETH Walker iii

#Seahawks #Chiefs

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2 days ago
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It’d free up $39.5M in cap for the ravens heading into FA which would almost certainly be spent immediately to fill holes (the same way the raiders were the top spenders during the tampering period rn) and would royally fuck any of the impending deals they’d make.

Plus it’s a joke

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3 days ago

Would be the funniest thing ever for a team to trade 3 firsts for Lamar to start next season’s tampering period and then back out the night before free agency officially opens

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3 days ago

Good takes lol I can see those happening

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3 days ago

That’s what I’m talking about

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3 days ago

Listen Maxx, the Ravens aren’t alpha enough for you. Why don’t we hang out at my hotel?

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3 days ago

For the reunion?

Jordan and Amber are still together

Bri hooked up with Chris

Alex hooked up with somebody from the cast after the breakup

Emma and Mike stayed together

(Just takes, not actually convinced that any of these are true lmao)

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3 days ago

Glad Riq found another staunch defender in the twitterverse 🫡

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3 days ago

Don’t let me take credit for Griff’s work 😇

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6 days ago

😭😭😭😭

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6 days ago

the gift and curse of fame lmao.

one thing i'll say about this show overall is most people seem to open their eyes with what they truly want/don't want in a life partner. i'm sure he's learned from it too. doesn't mean he can't have fun along the way either 😂

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6 days ago

i am quick to call shit out as i see it lol. also i've always taken on the "enforcer" role in friend groups and sports. always made sure to have my people's back.

like if i was at the bar (not as connor), i would've matched chris' energy and told him to fuck off, ready to throw down if necessary 😭

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6 days ago

yeah he shouldn't have any problems finding someone who will treat him with the same respect back. he's probably got women lined up throwing themselves at him after watching the show lmao

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6 days ago

nailed it on both sides.

i thought bri entertaining chris at the bar was a bridge too far. really disgusted me after that.

and on the train date, she didn't really have much to say about him, she centered the convo on herself.

then how she broke up w him bc he treated her w too much respect. wut.

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