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@imdanchu.bsky.social

Professional Seahawks armchair analyst. Amateur Dad trying to grind tape in between diaper changes.

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07.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the gift and curse of fame lmao.

one thing i'll say about this show overall is most people seem to open their eyes with what they truly want/don't want in a life partner. i'm sure he's learned from it too. doesn't mean he can't have fun along the way either πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am quick to call shit out as i see it lol. also i've always taken on the "enforcer" role in friend groups and sports. always made sure to have my people's back.

like if i was at the bar (not as connor), i would've matched chris' energy and told him to fuck off, ready to throw down if necessary 😭

07.03.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah he shouldn't have any problems finding someone who will treat him with the same respect back. he's probably got women lined up throwing themselves at him after watching the show lmao

07.03.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nailed it on both sides.

i thought bri entertaining chris at the bar was a bridge too far. really disgusted me after that.

and on the train date, she didn't really have much to say about him, she centered the convo on herself.

then how she broke up w him bc he treated her w too much respect. wut.

07.03.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i think so too for the most part. confrontation isn't always a good thing (ask me how i know), but i wish he was more assertive in certain situations like at the bar.

also knowing chris was trying to dirty mac behind his back but still being an understanding friend to support. nah man lol

07.03.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

again, hard to tell bc i don't really know who dated who in the pods. but connor and jessica would be nice if they had any chemistry before choosing their partners.

wouldn't be surprised if bri ended up hooking up with chris, they both seem to love the toxic energy. yuck.

07.03.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hard to choose a favorite bc i missed almost all of the pod eps. missed a lot of personality/outlook there. vic might've seemed a bit boring but i liked him most overall. seemed to really just get it and grounded.

i liked connor a lot, but stand up for yourself man! a lil too passive at times.

07.03.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not overly surprising for me, but i did think they edited the show to maximize the suspense/drama. they were very into each other and understanding of their differences, willing to work together overall.

they seemed to be the most mature couple besides vic and christine.

07.03.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yup

07.03.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Myles, you were always my number 1 in the pods

07.03.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i knew @bcas98.bsky.social was hitler

07.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wendy’s social media manager picked a fight he thought was easy (for no reason) and got blasted for restaurants closing down because their sales tanked lmao

07.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Bought mid-tier K9 and Woolen throwbacks last season. Pain.

06.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If no one meets LV’s demand by the draft, I see a *small* chance he hops in to give the best offer available if LV gets desperate.

Otherwise, I don’t see it happening before then.

05.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Could Seahawks make big splash by trading for star defensive end? Raiders star defensive end Maxx Crosby could soon find a new home. Could that be in Seattle? Here's what John Schneider and the Seahawks could be considering.

Based on Bob’s reporting, sounds like the Seahawks aren’t interested enough at LV’s asking price (they did offer two 1sts last season fwiw).

Crosby might be in play if he is still available later in the offseason or even midseason before the trade deadline and how the Seahawks’ season unfolds.

05.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit lmaoooo

05.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a team would give up a first for Mac Jones before Tua at this point and we all know that’s not happening lmao

05.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chicago and Dallas are apparently in a bidding war with LAR being a dark horse.

Not hearing much about Seattle being in the race anymore but things move quickly so anything can happen

05.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schultz is very tapped in with Crosby’s agent. First he’s posting about him this offseason.

He’s gonna get moved somewhere.

05.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m all the way caught up to the wedding day finale. Admittedly did not watch any of the beginning, started paying attention (episode 6 or 7 I think?) when the guys were proposing at the end of the pod stage

05.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also had like 3 or more touchdowns that were incomplete passes due to inaccurate throws.

Beat gonzo deep on an underthrow to the post and was DPI’d at the sideline without a whistle in the Super Bowl too

05.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Percy was electric to watch, I just hated how Bevell would only call jet sweeps to get him the ball 😩

05.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cannot unsee John Schneider on Love is Blind.

Begging him to tie the knot with our free agents like he did with his fiancΓ© on the show

05.03.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Mike Williams great pull

05.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doug
DK
Jax

HM: Tyler

05.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will doom until John does something idc

05.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I wouldn’t know, I don’t use any of them lol

05.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Current DraftKings odds (not my screenshot)

05.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0