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Random stuff. Results may vary. May contain nuts*. ๐Ÿ’žHappily Partnered. ๐ŸŽต๏ฃฟ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ––๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘“โ™ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿงท๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ผ; ๐ŸงฎAccountancy ๐Ÿ’ปTech ๐ŸŽผMusic about.me/mikeward1701 *๐Ÿ”ž 18+ Adult content

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Latest posts by mikeward1701.bsky.social on Bluesky

Drop something RED ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ 

03.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lisa Simpson presentation meme with the text โ€œThe reason we use AdBlockers is because websites refuse to curate and police the ads they serveโ€.

Lisa Simpson presentation meme with the text โ€œThe reason we use AdBlockers is because websites refuse to curate and police the ads they serveโ€.

The reason we use #AdBlockers is because websites refuse to curate and police the ads they serve.

03.11.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screencap from Star Trek TOS. Captain Kirk holding a rock that looks like a dildo.

A screencap from Star Trek TOS. Captain Kirk holding a rock that looks like a dildo.

I hate gay Halloween, What do you mean youโ€™re going as the the rock dildo from Star Trek TOS?

#GayHalloween #Halloween #StarTrek #RockDildo

31.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A humorous meme showing the iPhone Control Centre with an arrow pointing to the orange Airplane Mode icon. Text reads โ€œEnd Awkward Call Button,โ€ joking that turning on Airplane Mode is a quick way to escape an uncomfortable phone call.

A humorous meme showing the iPhone Control Centre with an arrow pointing to the orange Airplane Mode icon. Text reads โ€œEnd Awkward Call Button,โ€ joking that turning on Airplane Mode is a quick way to escape an uncomfortable phone call.

Phone Tip!

๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜ณ If youโ€™re on an awkward call you want to get out ofโ€ฆ turn on Airplane Mode! โœˆ๏ธ

โœ… Itโ€™s instant

โœ… It says โ€œcall failedโ€ to the other party not โ€œcall endedโ€

โœ… It stops them calling back immediately.

โœ… It gives you plausible deniability.

#phone #call #awkward #airplanemode

31.10.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they said they can / plan to offer private profile option?

29.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
iOS folder in dark mode showing nine app icons. Eight use dark backgrounds; the Bluesky icon is bright blue with a white butterfly, standing out against the rest.

iOS folder in dark mode showing nine app icons. Eight use dark backgrounds; the Bluesky icon is bright blue with a white butterfly, standing out against the rest.

Hey @bsky.app there are 9 icons on this page, youโ€™re the only one acting up!

Please either offer a dark mode icon, or comply with Apples automatic dark-mode icon framework.

#darkmode #iOS

29.10.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote a repost of a vampire that isn't Dracula

22.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is it still considered a healthy salad if you pile on Chilli Mango glazed chicken, a half block of Halloumi, sprinkle some super mature Cheddar cubes and then pour Garlic Chilli Aioli and Salsa all over it? ๐Ÿ˜…

...It was tasty AF regardless

12.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FCF. Nuttin'

10.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie!

Selfie!

#TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe

#TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe

The stage and cast!

The stage and cast!

Swag!

Swag!

๐ŸŽญ Theatre Night! Went to see #TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe tonight at #HullNewTheatre and it was amazing! Itโ€™s touring the UK at the moment so see it if you can!

Sadly theyโ€™d sold out of programmes, so had to buy alternate souvenirs.

05.10.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ruin a book with a car

Ford Pinto Bang Bang

25.09.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yep.

Widening it up; Do they really think theyโ€™re gonna stop at โ€˜illegalsโ€™ and not move onto other undesirables?

25.09.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They actually said that?

Werenโ€™t they crying over Charlie Kirk just a few days ago?

Hypocrisy really is the only value republicans have.

25.09.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was his own team that caused the issue; photographer apparently tripped the safety trying to get a photo.

Same with the teleprompter; White House staff meddling.

25.09.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people dodged that bullet already!

Unlike Charlie ๐Ÿ˜‚

23.09.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DS9 Quark intends to defend his bar (The Way of the Warrior)
YouTube video by trekclip123 DS9 Quark intends to defend his bar (The Way of the Warrior)

I like how Odo had the receipts ๐Ÿงพ ready and waiting. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Odo had some of the driest, most savage comedy of DS9.

youtu.be/KqW4GVOZN7Q?...

23.09.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ“

You do realise itโ€™s meant to be a satirical parody right?

22.09.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
๐ŸŽถ The rapture will come, tomorrow,
Hear ya scream โ€˜nโ€™ holla, that tomorrow,
Weโ€™ll be gone.

The rapture will come, tomorrow,
so you gotta repent, for tomorrow,
Rue the day.

The rapture, the rapture,
is coming,
tomorrow,
Itโ€™s always,
a day,
away!
๐ŸŽถ

(To the melody of โ€œTomorrowโ€ from Annie)

๐ŸŽถ The rapture will come, tomorrow, Hear ya scream โ€˜nโ€™ holla, that tomorrow, Weโ€™ll be gone. The rapture will come, tomorrow, so you gotta repent, for tomorrow, Rue the day. The rapture, the rapture, is coming, tomorrow, Itโ€™s always, a day, away! ๐ŸŽถ (To the melody of โ€œTomorrowโ€ from Annie)

๐ŸŽถ
The rapture will come, tomorrow,
Hear ya scream โ€˜nโ€™ holla,
that tomorrow,
Weโ€™ll be gone.

The rapture will come, tomorrow,
so you gotta repent, for tomorrow,
Rue the day.

The rapture, the rapture,
is coming,
tomorrow,
Itโ€™s always,
a day,
away!
๐ŸŽถ

(To the melody of โ€œTomorrowโ€ from Annie) #rapture

22.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A lot of people in this country need a reminder of this.

11.09.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at that cutie patootie! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜

17.09.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art cannot be separated from a controversial artist while they are alive and commercially profiting from it.

Every act of consumption helps fund their agenda.

Even indirect or secondary engagement keeps them culturally relevant, granting them notoriety and visibility they use for commercial gain.

17.09.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boots, going straight for the jugular ๐Ÿคฃ

12.09.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live by the gun
Die by the gun

Guess he FAFOed. ๐Ÿคฃ

10.09.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art cannot be separated from a controversial artist while they are alive and commercially profiting from it.

Every act of consumption helps fund their agenda.

Even indirect or secondary engagement keeps them culturally relevant, granting them notoriety and visibility they use for commercial gain.

20.08.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
If you think the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade is just about abortion and woman's rights, you're wrong and you're shortsighted.
Todays verdict shows that ANY previous ruling by the Supreme Court can be overturned!
Reversing years, decades, potentially centuries of legal precedent.
Today it was abortion, tomorrow it could be LGBTQ+ rights, disability rights, workers rights, gun control, slavery!

If you think the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade is just about abortion and woman's rights, you're wrong and you're shortsighted. Todays verdict shows that ANY previous ruling by the Supreme Court can be overturned! Reversing years, decades, potentially centuries of legal precedent. Today it was abortion, tomorrow it could be LGBTQ+ rights, disability rights, workers rights, gun control, slavery!

Clarence Thomas needs to be careful what equalities he tries to reverse; it could mean the Civil Rights Act or Racial Equality law get challenged and escalated to the SCOTUS. The other conservative justices could rule to rescind the rights he enjoys!

Clarence Thomas needs to be careful what equalities he tries to reverse; it could mean the Civil Rights Act or Racial Equality law get challenged and escalated to the SCOTUS. The other conservative justices could rule to rescind the rights he enjoys!

So the Supreme Court is reevaluating same-sex marriage?

Well Quelle Surprise! /s

I called it.
Back on 24 June 2022.
I called it.

Sometimes I hate being right.
#SCOTUS #LGBTQIA+

11.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish a very happy โ€œfuck youโ€ to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and theyโ€™re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

31.07.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10083    ๐Ÿ” 3994    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!"

This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: 

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. 
 
When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. 
 
Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

11.07.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14841    ๐Ÿ” 8577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 208    ๐Ÿ“Œ 365
Grilled pineapple spears on a plate.

Grilled pineapple spears on a plate.

Homemade rodizio grilled pineapple ๐Ÿ

Very nice for a first attempt! ๐Ÿ˜‹

13.07.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When proper fish and chips sends your blood sugar too high...you compromise.

Lightly dusted cod, roasted asparagus and a baked tattie with garlic butter and cheeeeeeese!

06.05.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forgot to post this on FCF. consider this FCS

10.05.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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