The Discountess

The Discountess

@discountess.bsky.social

NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**

516 Followers 439 Following 536 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

I know CURTIS of all men isn’t sitting here saying King and Quad need to follow the BIBLE. I hate that man so much and I don’t believe for ONE SECOND he’s not still cheating. I’d say I’d slap him if I ever see him but I wouldn’t be able to reach his tall goofy ass. #married2med

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1 week ago

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Almost lost Liz” #BelowDeckDownUnder

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1 week ago

Some lady just sped up her walk to a run to get in front of me kn the line at Nordstrom rack 🤣 then she started WHISTLING and that I can’t forgive. Then the lady behind me is on her phone SCREAMING bc people do that for some reason! These are good deals though 🤣

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1 week ago

LOL

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1 week ago
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This was so funny I love Kate Chastain and New York both so much. Like two of reality tv’s funniest women in one room #HouseOfVillains BTW this season is good so far and Sandoval takes it so seriously I love him on a competition show 🤣🤣

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1 week ago
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“The first time since Audrey” Bro you broke up w her 20 minutes ago 🤣🤣 #SouthernCharm

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2 weeks ago

Absolutely heartbreaking. No one should ever have to bury their child.

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2 weeks ago

I really had hope that Robert Jr. would be ok. Unfortunately it’s very difficult to overcome addiction, and I’m so sad for Mary. Her only child. She loved him so much 💔 #RHOSLC

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2 weeks ago
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Alysa Liu❤️

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2 weeks ago

FML I have a big stupid crush on this guy I know and he started dating someone so I quietly unfollowed him because it was bothering me and I obvi need to just forget about him. Why did I just see them and she’s so nice of course 😩 I still hate her 😂 I am so bored being single I’m over it

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2 weeks ago

Like HELLO

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2 weeks ago

Sometimes watching shows like #SouthernCharm makes me want to reach through the TV and shake or slap these young ladies. Sally is so beautiful out here being thirsty and desperate for AUSTEN. You JUST SAW him be unable to commit. If anything he’ll just sleep w you & dip. Stop 🛑

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3 weeks ago

Why offer spend boosters if you aren’t going to give them to the customer? Why say I reached the amount needed to earn the cash back if I didn’t? It’s a lie and a scam.

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3 weeks ago
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@Walgreens w ANOTHER bait and switch 🤣 the app will tell you that you earned Walgreens cash, but when you pick up your order you don’t get it! (And no I didn’t use Walgreens cash to pay) I returned the items I’m done letting them do that to me

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3 weeks ago
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Schwartz and Lala?

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3 weeks ago

I personally think they are overall better but their Olympic free skate wasn’t 🤷🏼‍♀️

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3 weeks ago
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It’s not a secret that everybody wants to win, but I’m not worried. -Guillaume Cizeron. Possibly because you have a judge cheating for you!?!? #GlitterAndGold #IceDancing #Olympics #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

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3 weeks ago

OMG I love this for you!

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3 weeks ago

Wait are you watching this for the first time or rewatching

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3 weeks ago
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Good thing I’m too old to go on this show bc I’m sure I’d end up not matching w anyone 🤣 confirming it’s my personality

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3 weeks ago

Watching #LoveIsBlind on Valentine’s Day like a big loser. What’s funny is I don’t even care about it when I’m in a relationship but I don’t think I’m ever going to be in one again so idek why I’m watching something like this. Actually I think I’m switching to true crime 🤣

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3 weeks ago

A classic

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3 weeks ago

lol I never finished it thank you for this. But I wouldn’t hate rewatching the beginning

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3 weeks ago

I know yall idk what I was thinking 🤣

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3 weeks ago

Girl I got to my destination early and logged into peacock and almost cried. Poor kid, he still did amazing in his other performances and won a gold medal!

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3 weeks ago

Ilia Malinin still has a lot to be proud of that was so hard to watch. 😢 #FigureSkating #Olympics2026 #Olympics #MilanCortina

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3 weeks ago

Oh yeah like I said I’m just surprised she wasn’t first I don’t think she’s become a better person or anything

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3 weeks ago

I don’t see how the church can annul a marriage that was like 16 years with 2 children!?!? That’s odd to me 🤷🏼‍♀️ #RHOBH

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1 month ago

Only surprised that Ramona wasn’t the first one to be racist

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1 month ago
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It is my wish this divorce is finalized and #SummerHouse continues without him. Amanda is so much more fun now that she’s over him

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