WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]
/10th Anniversary
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WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]
/10th Anniversary
WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...
/10th Anniversary
WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...]
/10th Anniversary
DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?
02.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!
02.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]
02.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses]
AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?
/10th Anniversary
ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
02.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
02.03.2026 10:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [still] [his] [house]
/10th Anniversary
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
02.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
02.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
02.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day]
[and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house]
/10th Anniversary
[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day]
[and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house]
/10th Anniversary
WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!
/10th Anniversary
DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?
01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
01.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I'm gonna
[[[[[The baddy knight 😏]]]]]
HEY!!!! THAT'S [[My Line]]!!!
01.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?
/Weirder Route
MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!
01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
01.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0