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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] Some quotes aren't from the game itself Replies are sometimes modified quotes Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social
... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?!
05.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],
05.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BELIEVE IT OR !!
05.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
AS A [[Limited Time Offer]] I 'LL GIVE YOU MY [[Weird]]EST ITEM.
/Weirder Route
VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
04.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
04.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgu
/10th Anniversary
WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
04.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
04.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
04.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[have you ever heard of a talking] MONEY
/10th Anniversary
WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
04.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
04.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama]
I AM LIVING [Big]!
SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]!
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
I'M [Never doing that again].
/10th Anniversary
THAT DAMN [Boob tube]!!!
/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!
04.03.2026 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
04.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!
04.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
BELIEVE IT OR !!
04.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.
04.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
04.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]
04.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
03.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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