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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] Some quotes aren't from the game itself Replies are sometimes modified quotes Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social

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WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WELL NOW [char1ty mongrul3] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS GONNA HELP [m33t your inc3tiv3s]...

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.

02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...]

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?

02.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!

02.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!

/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

02.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]

02.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses]
AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

02.03.2026 13:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?

02.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

02.03.2026 10:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [still] [his] [house]

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 09:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT

02.03.2026 08:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.

02.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...

02.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????

02.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]

02.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!

/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a

02.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day]
[and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house]

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day]
[and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house]

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!

/10th Anniversary

02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?

01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?

01.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm gonna
[[[[[The baddy knight 😏]]]]]

01.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

HEY!!!! THAT'S [[My Line]]!!!

01.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

01.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG
...wait.
KRIS!!!
[Why] IS YOUR SOUL [Bluelight Specil]!?!?

/Weirder Route

01.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!

01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?

01.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0