Spamton Quotes

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!

KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

I'M [Never doing that again].

/10th Anniversary

I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!

THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge]
SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!

[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]

I'M [Never doing that again].

/10th Anniversary

Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]

[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

/10th Anniversary

... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??

/Weirder Route

[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]

[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]

[You're disgu

/10th Anniversary

TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!

I'M A SALESMAN ,
I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N

I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]

[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day]
[and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it]
[of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house]

/10th Anniversary

HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW.
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points]
MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!

DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?

TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!

HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses]
AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!

CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?

WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.