Amy Lansdowne Howe

Just bought enough weed to last me years. #Stoner

It sets me on edge. I literally can't take my break in the breakroom anymore.

We got a new basketball game in our breakroom, and the sound of the balls hitting the backboard gives me anxiety.

This has been a productive week thus far. I hope I can keep the momentum going!

I didn't mention it. We just spent the hour talking about my sexual trauma instead.

I got enrolled in the term successfully. Haha!

I have a meeting with my academic mentor in eight minutes. I took an edible after work 1.5 hours ago. Let the Hunger Games begin!

Working overnights is not for the faint of heart.

Yeah, I'll see what tomorrow's session yields!

I might just feel that way because therapy creates vulnerability. I'm sharing the most intimate parts of myself with this person. Ya know?

Help. I think I have a crush on my therapist.

At urgent care while high. Here we goooo.

This guy just put mustard & relish on his pizza. Call the police.

I like it! I think it's fun. It's like a bidet for your mouth – 10/10!

Thank you so much, Mark! 🥰

Getting old means getting excited about ordering an electric toothbrush and water flosser.

I genuinely miss being a regular associate without any responsibilities.

Paid clinical trials are my new kink.

Weed and ice cream 🙏

A promotion is on the horizon!

On today's episode of 'My Unexplainable Bruise'...

I'm training new hires at work this week. It's rewarding, but I foresee it will be an exhausting week as well.

I'm donating blood to help the babies today! 🩸🅾️

I won Quiddler!! #WordGames

I rounded out my workweek at 53 hours and 7 minutes. There's a shift open tonight, but I think I'll just take the evening off.

Enjoying this heated foot spa! Thanks, Amazon!

Robert Irwin 👀👀👀

Tell me why I started crying just looking at this.

Candy was Mandy Moore's best song, hands down.

Pink Pony Club and Baby Beluga are the same song.