Jimi John

De plane! De plane!

Good morning!

That’s going to be a hard place to get any work done, but WTF, it’s Thursday already!

Let’s be careful out there!

It’s all starting to make sense.

Dear Congress,

All y’all. Both Houses. Both sides. Independents.

Shame on you.

Shame on you for the shutdown.
Shame on you for watching while our democracy fell into the hands of a tyrant.

If you don’t want to do your job, QUIT!

GOP: oh he’s not building a Death Star, he would never build a Death Star, he doesn’t even know what a Death Star is.

Trump: (builds a Death Star).

Morning Jaye!

Good morning!

That water slide looks fun!

Gerrymandering is an enemy of Representative Democracy.

But they’re so good at convincing morons they’re the only choice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Count me among those who would have considered a Tesla before, but out of the question now.

Trumps plan to Make America East Germany is really picking up steam.

This is not America.

I’ll say it. He’s what we used to call mentally retarded.

Gotta fuel those yachts. And pay the crew, and the chef. And the sous chef. And the masseuse, the trainer, the helicopter pilot, the submarine pilot, the guy who takes care of the jet skis, you know, those yachts don’t run themselves.

Well, there was the…uh. Oh! And the, ummm, hang on a sec. Don’t forget about the time…hey look, shiny metal object.

Mornin’ Linda!

Good morning!

Beautiful spot for morning coffee.

Morning!

Well, afternoon now.

Do you know how to find your serial killer name?

It’s your first name + your middle name + your last name.

Happy Sunday!

There’s really no way around it, for me anyway. If you look around the planet - this beautiful blue marble in a dark, dark sea of nothingness - and you see how people treat each other, it’s hard to come to any other conclusion than this is a shitty time to be alive.

Y’all could be remembered as heros. But you’d have to actually do something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dear Lisa Murkowski
Dear Bill Cassidy
Dear John Thune
Dear Susan Collins
Dear Thom Tillis
Dear Joni Ernst
Dear Shelley Moore Capito
Dear Mitch McConnell
Dear James Lankford

What
in
the
actual
fresh
fuck
are
you
doing?

He's knocking down the White House & giving bombs to #ICEstapo

#GOPCowards #GOP

Bury them up to their heads on a beach, then paint their faces to look like soccer balls.

Fuck over all the farmers who voted for him, or
Make Argentina Great Again, but not the U.S., or…

You guys…

We have to get rid of trump before he does something crazy, like

Bomb random fishing boats in the Carribean, or
Bulldoze the White House, or
Kidnap U.S. citizens off the streets, or
Steal billions from the U.S. Treasury, or
Turn America into a Facist shit hole, or…

I was right.