Angry People in Local Newspapers

Meanwhile in Switzerland, an expert is accused of smuggling fossils (pictured).

“This cow has gone to his local paper, furious that BBC Ground Force still haven’t finished his decking”

'Eyesore' collapsed hotel will be demolished following court order, council confirms Burnley Council is moving forward with plans to demolish the former Adelphi Hotel which has stood empty for years.

What? And unleash the curse?

It's all happening there

And Whitstable is only 26 miles from Folkestone. Take a think around THAT, dear reader.

Whitstable has form. Oh yes.

I went to Whitstable once, and it was there that I heard a DFL ask for “two white lattes” in a café.

Five years since Crabzilla left Kent shell-shocked A giant 50ft crustacean was first reported lurking beneath murky waters five years ago today.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS A HOAX?

Crabzilla 'spotted' in Whitstable A 50ft crustacean, dubbed Crabzilla, has been 'snapped' lurking beneath the waters - and it has got supernatural experts scratching their heads.

The time Whitstable was terrorised by a giant crab.

Why not both?

“Don’t get mixed up with Ray Bloody Purchase”

Open Singles Championship at March Pavilion Over the weekend of the 7th and 8th March Pavilion held the Open Singles Championship.

Alternative caption: THIS WEEK I HAVE BEEN MOSTLY WINNING AT BOWLS.

Open Singles Championship at March Pavilion Over the weekend of the 7th and 8th March Pavilion held the Open Singles Championship.

Albert Einstein is alive and well and using his knowledge of the curved nature of the universe (General Theory of Relativity, 1915) to be a dab hand at bowls.

“🦇 🦇🦇!”

(readers should prepare to be disappointed)

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'Humber Bridge fined us unfairly', motorists say Bridge bosses say they accept there have been

The ballad of Lee & Mandy

'It will be a massive loss' Colchester drivers react to car park closure plans Colchester Council confirmed its intention to shut Britannia car park later this year as part of a major redevelopment project for the centre.

Michael Fabricant’s stunt double reduced to posing angrily in local newspapers since all the lookalike work dried up.

Yee and indeed haaaaa!

It was, in fact, several owls in a long coat.

Residents back Leicester's new bollards as 'people drive like idiots' The city council says the new bollards will tackle those who 'abuse' the current system

BOLLARDS WILL RISE.

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

Man took himself to A&E after turning blue for a bizarre reason Tommy was taken straight to see a doctor and was given a bed within minutes while concerned staff put him on oxygen.

When you wake up in the morning and find you’ve turned blue. That’s Smurfy’s Law.

New speed bumps on Bradford street were 'too high' and had to be rectified Councillors raised the alert about inadequate speed bumps in Bradford.

You had one job (which was to annoy drivers, and you succeeded magnificently)

Former mayor calls for action on Bodmin's 'bomb site' roads Cllr Andy Coppin has made it his mission to report as many potholes as possible

It’s dreadful road surfaces like this which put people off from visiting Wasp World (one mile north of the A30 at Bodmin) and also Hornet Land (one mile south of the A30 at Bodmin). They’ll just “buzz off” elsewhere, and the local economy gets stang.

- Hvad fanden laver I?: Steffen og drengene spiste pasta-kødsovs, da spritbilist bragede ind i haven Middagsroen blev brat afbrudt, da en bil pludselig kørte gennem hækken og ind i haven hos Steffen Falden og hans familie. Nu fortæller faren, hvad der skete.

Meanwhile in Denmark: Du kan ikke parkere der, makker.

I’m not even going to check.

Ping pong fury about seafront changes made in the 'dead of night' Regular table tennis players have shared their anger after seafront tables were moved.

Stunned to report that Ping Pong players have finally overtaken taxi drivers as Britain’s angriest social group. Who saw that coming?

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Epstein Treasure Island.

'IT nightmare' anagram of name of Norfolk village with no signal Exasperated mobile phone users in Itteringham say what the jumbled up letters spell out is very apt.

Not only that, but “Itteringham Post Office” is an anagram of “Shit on it noodlecracker” #NobodyChecksAnagrams

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It’s so you don’t get your account suspended for saying “goblin squat”.

Camels at beauty pageant disqualified after using hump-plumping injectables Camel owners had used injections to enhance the camel’s lips, dermal fillers around their noses and silicone wax to enlarge the humps

SEXY SLANG ADJUDICATION: “Hump-plumping injectables” possibly the filthiest sexy slang we have ever seen.

I did goblet squats every day for a month – with surprising results Described by its creator as one of the most revolutionary exercises ever invented, the goblet squat has grand claims to live up to. Our senior fitness writer Harry Bullmore tried doing the move every ...

The new gold standard for done a poo.