It shoulda been me asking him this.

His eyes are pure sparkle. I’d fold instantly!

miss and love you too! 🫶🏽💙🥹

it’s horrendous !! 😭😂😭

hi my love ! 🤗🤗

when you find out someone is from stoney creek, you have to figure out if you’re related. 😂

i was telling someone this last week! 😭

how y’all doing over here?

i cannot wait until @crissle.com finds out that drake covered his lebron tattoo with shai 😭😭😭😭

hot take:

if you don’t think childless people can offer parenting advice, don’t ask childless people to babysit your kids.

or teach them. or coach them. or anything, honestly.

🤍🫶🏽

i am hilarious, kind & honest (without being rude)

my second car 🫶🏽

I cannot STAND honey mustard omfg 😭😭

Which is true for everything happening

a dachshund puppy sits on a concrete floor nervously chewing his cheek. his eyes are wide, his feet tiny. an enormous tennis ball, taller than he is, takes up the right half of the photo.

This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy

Mine is “if you’re allergic to [new drug], don’t take [new drug]”

yep. my parents grew up farming. it’s not easy or fun

they’re def saying it bc it’s cute. i don’t think they understand all it entails lol

“• Carcinogens, or chemicals that may cause cancer, were detected in 100 percent of the samples.
• Lead was detected in nine of 10 products.
• Other VOCs, including acetone, were detected in all products.”

“Symptoms include redness, swelling, and rashes on the scalp, neck, or face”

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Getting your nails done/feet done isn’t all that relaxing.

i,too, thought “shoot him” @thekidfury.bsky.social

First measles death is reported in the West Texas outbreak that's infected more than 120 people A person who was hospitalized with measles has died from measles in West Texas. It's the first since the outbreak began late last month.

A person hospitalized with measles in West Texas has died, the first in an outbreak that's infected more than 120 people.

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i love my lil baby that listens.

I'd argue like is more important than love

thought this was me for a second.

I will always understand why Will slapped the dog shit out Chris Rock.