muva reese

similarly though, for WEEKS i thought ppl were talking about bi people of color when they started saying BIPOC during covid.

im reading shit like, yk what??? HELL YEAH love is love!!

my boomer complaint is that no one knows how to dress appropriately anymore. the outfits im seeing at a FUNERAL are crazy.

“i watched my wife work all day getting 30 bags ready for you ungrateful sons of bitches and all i hear is criticize, criticize, criticize”

Correct

I wish more folks knew how to listen to statistics.

showed up for my $20 inspection, they presented a list of $1,500k in suggested work. please do my $20 inspection and let me go.

To be clear: no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come.

This is very very different than cancel culture.

So many bots and faceless accounts on here trying to aggressively encourage and shame folks to share their information in order to ... *checks notes* show up and go outside.

It's quite strange.

Here’s how Jimmy Fallon responded to Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off air:

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

every once in a while it hits me that half the people running the government are podcasters and the other half are Fox News hosts

a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars . ALT: a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars .

“What’s the government gonna do? Attack us?? Citizens???”

Black folks:
Latinx folks:
Trans folks:

trying to remind myself if my body is saying i need to rest, i should rest. i’m not going to gain 75lbs back in a week.

Also….words mean things.

If everyone misconstrued your words, you put them poorly. That’s it. That’s all.

The number of people fired or suspended for speaking the truth about Charlie Kirk must serve as a reminder none of the far right are free speech advocates, they just want no limits on what they say.

This is where a clear understanding of history and context is essential, and I believe leaving the impression these questions are open-ended and unknowable is precisely why we’ve seen such a concerted push to remove history from the public narrative.

my mom went to have lunch with my niece for grandparents day.
my mom: “you want to say hi to auntie?”

my niece: *in a deep voice* “what’s up?”

girl 😂

my dogs waking me up at 6:30am on a saturday like it’s not the weekend and we’re supposed to sleep in 😒

Remember when one of the wealthiest humans on Earth and proud South African colonizer helped get Trump elected; then was appointed to a made-up White House position; then stole all of our personal and banking information; then quit and returned to the private sector?

That really happened.

Taco Bell and Chili’s

candy corn lovers aren't the enemy.

people who eat Peeps are the enemy.

cuz what virtuous person enjoys glitter covered marshmallows?? seek help

just watched the high school catfish doc and what in the entire fuck

In summary, the average child sexual predator’s profile is: married, male, white, heterosexual, religious, surrounded by friends and family, and a parent.

doc has me on exercise restriction for the next couple weeks. nothing more than a brisk walk. never thought i’d see the day where i’m upset i can’t run/work out.

I’m not arguing politics with nobody. That man’s fanbase doesn’t care how bad it gets for them. As long as he guarantees it will be worse for us, they gon stand by him.

1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him.
2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him.
3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.

it’s lit!