Joey Noble

Riverbottom Nightmare Band? (Sorry I’m old)

Get Pritzker in there

If it repeats that behavior even once, it’s just doing it for the sensation.
For fun. And that would be pretty amazing. I bet it *does*

And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales

It actually just means ‘fart goblin’ because rye gives you gas

Right, but if the IRS doesn’t see it, he goes to prison

Doesn’t the Big Bullshit Bill *already* have $60B for farm bailouts? Let them have that.

We should all take a ton of meticulously posed face-only-selfies, and use those exclusively as our personal emojis. Just…go through each emojiface and copy it facially. Post as needed.

I mean that’s just political science

I can still go with the ascot, right? Rounds out the look

Don’t fret, you’ll kick its ass in a few days. And people *have* to stay away! I mean that’s kind of a minor victory in my book! Chin up 👍

It could actually be glycerine, they use it in photos sometimes because of how it acts w light etc

I’m not 100% certain on how to pronounce that sentence

‘I just want to rend YOU…in two-oo-ooooo’ 🎶

‘…and all for the want of a horseshoe nail’

What are you whinging about?

Just reflecting on the military addresses today and I just can’t shake this weird, disturbing thing.

Trump wants to be a dictator. We know it, we see it, but he can’t even show up to something like this and be serious or focused. We’re all endangered by the laziest and most entitled asshole alive.

Mmm with raw *unroasted* meat. BEEF. Beef.

Pharaoh had to run a lap around a field once a year to prove he ‘still had it’. I say we reinstitute this policy (all hail Ra)

Here, I can help. First, determine which party controls each branch of government. Second, if that control is unitary, then that specific party ‘controls the government’, and is culpable. Hope this clears things up.

“I couldn’t satisfy her in bed.”

“I can kill you with my thumb” was thought simultaneously by many in attendance

Can you link to the real one please?

Are we married

…and WAR found these shores

WHOA and like that I was some booteating fash

Charlie Kirk and the Horseshit Hagiography

Somewhere between awe and jealousy right now

Kindest thing someone has said to me in months

Here, the gop will smile and lament that the panels are “killing birds and Monarch butterflies” and vote it down