@joeynoble.bsky.social
History buff that doesn’t like what he sees in the world at large Loves learning what I don’t know - an endless task. Especially space, science, and nature D&D Dungeon Master since forever. Let’s roll! GO STEELERS
I inadvertently dressed like Shaggy 😅 (I went back in to change)
“I can’t trick or deceive anyone, it’s just careful logic and planning and being able to intuit another hooman and that’s just not of interest I’m beyond that.”
With the pieces, and the board? Classic
I miss Bob Newhart
Yup, that’s a fine way to go out. A FINE way.
(Chews wheat stalk, stares into distance)
Send this to the poor poor president
“maxxing this” and “maxxing that” but has anyone even checked to make sure it’s okay with max
My son’s name is Max; this was forwarded with ALACRITY
I save those for date nights
Oooh like when you get that zit JUUUUST inside your nostril, right in the corner? Right on your facial nerve? And you forget it’s there and scratch it and your face SPASMS AND SIEZES UP and one steaming tear come out of your one eye?
fuckin hate that
What were they even ‘responding’ to? Civilians playing in the snow?
Managed two whole straight hours of sleep; not bad! Watch out world
‘Were’
Yup. This worthless piece of shit right here was worthless shit!
Turned out that was false. Like surfacing from the bottom of a pool; BREATHE
It can be hard to articulate! Outside shit makes you *feel* badly about yourself, but *you* aren’t responsible. You rock!
Yeah i don’t get that either. Didn’t that shit start on submarines or something? It’s pretty reliable 🤷🏻♂️
A sad story all around, so the tears and vapors were warranted!
Gud werk teech
When the Seahawks scored more than 20 dollars, I knew the Pats were finished.
There’s a term for humans that lack any empathy whatsoever
My 12-yr old son (I’m 52) asked me a question about ‘back in the nineties.’ But I had heard him wrong; he said “Back in the nineteens”
🫤😒
I was practically panicked trying to come up with replacement lyrics before *everyone else* did. Hit me immediately 👍
one day i'm gonna make a post so good everyone on the internet is gonna see it. then you'll be sorry! you'll ALL be sorry!!
Look, just support the local artisanal products and move on
Amazing point! “What are humans *really* like?” Well, here’s our top-ten bad behaviors. Same as it ever was.
Wake him quickly and he’ll do it for you
🎶 I want a man with a short attention span and a looooooong tenure 🎶
- Cake
I remember thinking, “Where did they even get that term?” When has this country *ever* been referred to as ‘Homeland’?? By whom??
Want something to cheer you up? Imagine the rest of your life trying to *travel*…if you were Pam Bondi.
FUUUUCK SON…
There, aren’t YOU awesome?! 😀
Wait, Trump has menopause??
I quit smoking fifteen years ago.
I could really go for one. Just one.