A snowy wooden deck with a pergola overlooks a pink and orange winter sunset.
Tonight’s sunset after a brief snow squall from our back deck.
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A snowy wooden deck with a pergola overlooks a pink and orange winter sunset.
Tonight’s sunset after a brief snow squall from our back deck.
03.03.2026 23:07 —
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posting about raccoons while 38,000 feet in the air. this is what my ancestors fought for.
03.03.2026 22:57 —
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Look Canada, I’m not looking to apply for citizenship yet but let the record show I have never listened to a Gordon Lightfoot song without openly weeping
03.03.2026 22:07 —
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“If you believe in bodily autonomy you have to accept vaccine deniers.”
No, I don’t.
03.03.2026 22:09 —
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"It's a dog eat dog world" as I slide a hotdog in my bitch mouth
03.03.2026 22:20 —
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The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it
BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid
03.03.2026 22:22 —
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My Dad: *calling to wish me a happy birthday* If I were as smart as you I wouldn't even be talking to you
03.03.2026 22:25 —
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views are my own your views are mine as well i own all the views
03.03.2026 22:38 —
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Need a hole dug?
CALL BODHI!
03.03.2026 18:25 —
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"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"
Me on my first day as a mortician
03.03.2026 17:43 —
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It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
03.03.2026 17:36 —
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My brain still treats good news like an unattended bag at the airport.
03.03.2026 18:11 —
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Bluesky should fix the bug in this app that keeps me from being funny
03.03.2026 18:26 —
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(slamming the mayonnaise container down with violence) I guess that’s today’s vibes 😬
03.03.2026 18:34 —
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
03.03.2026 18:38 —
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Several people asked for a new picture of Molly, aka the Thing of Evil. Here she is.
03.03.2026 18:50 —
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perfecting the art of mental exhaustion
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canadians be like what’s wrong with u
03.03.2026 20:07 —
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*reporting for bitch duty*
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A slightly faded photo of a fluffy black and white kitten staring at the camera with wide, round eyes.
This month is Uni’s birthday month, so I’m reposting this! Baby Uni
03.03.2026 20:52 —
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TGIF am I right?
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Got some new equipment for my rowboat. They were having a sale. It was quite an OAR DEAL
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Consider yourself our official silent partner.
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Adding that to our criminal resumes immediately.
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Two young women in a car wearing colorful, edited-on balaclavas.
My sister and I on our way to go rob a bank. 💰🔫
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Please rob a Snacks Store!
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Two young women in a car wearing colorful, edited-on balaclavas.
My sister and I on our way to go rob a bank. 💰🔫
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Happy #tongueouttuesday
from Bodhi!
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