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#MacBookNeo
The Notional Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm wording.
Happy Yellow MacBook Release Day Eve, to those who celebrate.
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"Muppets are the new oil," he said, gnomically.
We don't talk about Guido, the third Mario brother.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. We may need to tap into the Strategic Muppet Reserve.
Well, THAT sounds super official and real.
Them: Subscribe today to get access to exclusive bonus content...
Me: Go on.
Them: ...and our members-only Discord!
Me: Never mind.
“Spoken like someone who hasn’t used a diffusion model since 2022,” says some douchebag who is about to get blocked.
Stealing art to train an image-generation model is also known as the six-finger discount.
#AI
I am immune to phishing attacks, because I only click on links that are hand-delivered by a trusted courier.
I appreciate that when corporate IT configured our VPN, they provisioned a solution with enough bandwidth for me to telnet in and get my e-mail.
My dietician said I need three square meals a day, which is why I'm now eating for the ninth time.
Once again, International Women's Day has fallen on the same day as the start of Daylight Saving Time, because for every day a man earns, a comparably-qualified woman only earns 23 hours.
#InternationalWomensDay #DaylightSavingTime
Me, bleeding out, gasping for air: Did...did w-we do it?
Did we s-save...
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Now I must put on pants and go to the store.
Is there no end to these indignities?!
Once again, International Women's Day has fallen on the same day as the start of Daylight Saving Time, because for every day a man earns, a comparably-qualified woman only earns 23 hours.
#InternationalWomensDay #DaylightSavingTime
In Daylight Soviet Time, clock changes YOU.
Tim Cook honors the president with the introduction of the MacBook Nero.
You may be a bigger nerd than me, but I posted this from the command line.
Abolish ICE.
Defund the police.
Spay and neuter Paw Patrol.
Even a broken clock can be right after the leopard eats her face.
Totally. I've spent more time managing memory on my 16 GB Surface Pro 12 in the last six month than I did cumulatively for the four years I had an 8 GB M1 Mac.
Sorry. I meant "the Scottish computer."
The Macbeth Neo.
Obi-Wan: She's more machine now than Florence.
The MacBook Neo.
If you had just set aside one hour every Sunday night starting at age 20, by the time you retired you'd be a multimillionaire!
#DaylightSavingTime
MacBook Neologism.
Bodice ripper? That's, like, some kind of sewing tool, right?
