J 🌾

PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

Pangoro on the other hand

Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the Pokémon size scaling

This, sticky date pudding, earl grey and a joint

I could suck on oomf’s foreskin for hours on end

Fuck me that episode of gen v was sick

I’ve been having the most half-assed wank for the last hour

She got my ass

It’s very underwhelming but I’ll take one for you!

uv.club/thatsthatjordy 🤭

Thinking of starting a UV club or unlockt but idk which. Unlockt seems like less work, UV club feels too social

Why aren’t I getting bred rn

Should I post the videos I took of me finally using my dildo

Hr: lmfao tea you ate that

I hate LinkedIn so much what do you mean it’s unprofessional to tell one of my best friends I love them

I* smh

It’s 5:30am and u can’t tell if I haven’t slept at all or if I just woke up at some ungodly hour and couldn’t get back to sleep

It’s been a huge couple of days. I’ve finally been diagnosed with ADHD, I’ve been offered a spot in my dream course and resigned from my job today effective from tomorrow. My life is turning around HUGELY and I’m so nervous but I’m sooo excited

Hahah correct! Found my niche in the market. Thank you!

Decided I’m leaving my corporate job to go to fashion school and I’m SO excited

This person is in a higher position and makes more money than me?

Found one I love btw!

You’re telling me I report to someone who thinks collagen can be absorbed through the gut?

👀

Ooo thanks I’ll suss!

Why is it so hard to find a pretty lacy thong with enough cock room

Is there anything more disgusting than when people put non-foaming soap into foaming soap dispensers and it gets pumped out like snot

I wanna die