the coffee table folds out & has storage for that reason
I wonder if he also used after pay and stores his journal and candles in there
Knowing I have a nicer coffee table than Elon Musk is what I needed this week
gave in and joined this trend
@chefreactions.bsky.social
In case you guys need a side hustle
maybe we should improve autocorrect before we jump into AI
my dad has bocce here in canada tomorrow I’ll tell him the pressure is on
Iran war to distract from the Epstein files to distract from Donna Kelce renovating her home
My friend asked if this was true and it boiled down to maybe a drunk kiss so I feel like an imposter but still stand by my post hahaha
? is this because i said i’d switch teams for kyle richards
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name a woman
goodnight xo
her culture was my costume
I used to wear headbands in high school because of Lauren Conrad so I truly cannot judge
man, i don’t know matt at all irl but ive read his stuff for years and let me just say that he’s not someone you lay off he’s someone you get in a bidding war over
do I make you rrrrrandy baybay
I can always watch Lost In Translation though don’t @ me
an air bnb brought to you by the year I longed for death
he ran on business man funny dance men can be honest again without being called bigots red hat
have been randomly thinking about them a lot lately
“are you cool or will you bring your guitar places”
There was no way for anyone to know I was short before that stick read 5’3
Their pattern is unreal
gas station security height measuring stick just clocked my ass
he hardly spoke english so he was likely having a blast all the time
Sometimes I’ll feel like I’m doing okay mentally and then I’ll yawn out the word “help”
Respectfully, screw them I trust you