Mindy Furano

More mocking this genre of not cheerful

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fruit flies know when you’re holding on by a thread

I don’t watch x rated anything so they must just get a ~vibe~

the life of a show girl tour

they should invent a day that’s good from start to finish

I don’t have it in me to explore the taylor swift album at this time

the past 3 years:

Excellent read, John M Keating

Why is money the incentive and not her one might ask

I’m ignorant to the context but trust it’s v fitting

I had this man’s face collaged on my wall in high school I can’t even judge her but I CAN judge him

Irony being he cannot see straight

LOL apartment heavily occupied by olds

Thank you, just being cheeky, I’m grateful for a place to live

“He’s up again!” I tell the timed out laptop screen beside me. The duration is dwindling, a crescendo, then slow spotlight fade on my building’s nocturnal piss orchestra. One last flush, and the pipes shake above me. “How is it that a girl like me scored such a perfect life.”

I wake from sleeping after a work-day-fueled anxiety attack. Is it all over? Did we make it to the other side? A powerful waterfall hits above me. Perhaps the result of alcohol over consumption or ultrasound prep. Another flush. The pipes are shaking. I am so grateful for this life.

Apartment above me urinating at full pressure then flushing every half hour like clockwork. A perfect night to be wide awake. An embarrassment of riches.

Yes up until that infamous kindergarten photo (my dad was blonde, when he had hair)

@louispeitzman.bsky.social just came here to see if you posted this yet

chick check ✔️

*starts reciting a college essay on Armageddon she plagiarized for brett in ohio*

AI Actress Tilly Norwood enters the Criterion Closet!

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cc: @marykoco.bsky.social

LOL

brb finding the podcast episode where I talk about meeting nicole kidman and keith urban when I was 15 and making an ass out of myself. this breakup is about ME now!