Omg I’m going through the exact same thing in SF right now!!!
Very me when I finally have a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day for the first time in over a decade
Rip to my boyfriend who had no idea he planned our vacation on Wicked weekend
Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
Holy shit that felt good
Tbh, that’s insane compared to tech company standards
The existence of this photograph (which is a real photo of a real person at a Mamdani campaign event) is enough to establish for me that voters writ large have absolutely no grasp of what policy is or how any given policy impacts their lives. It's all vibes.
Remember when you used to tweet stuff like this and it would get >2000 likes?
Terrified of turning this baseball game on again tonight
daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life
Slutty costumes are out, I’m going as the Steeler’s Monday night outfit for Halloween
I miss when we all used to change our names to spooky things on twitter during October
I’m so tired of dating in SF
If there’s not a Partiful for it I’m simply not coming
Jokingly told the guy I’m seeing that 20 day anniversaries were really important to me 🥲
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
Group chats in SF be like
taking Tylenol just to feel something (autistic)
I love playing adult musical chairs, aka picking a random window seat on an 11 hour flight and hoping none of my coworkers pick the same row
Lmaooooo, that would be a new low for sure
Mattress shopping as a single person is such a humiliating experience lmao
Definitely against lol. And actually, take all the bicycles off the road while we’re at it
I have decided to become a single issue California voter and that issue is motorcycle lane splitting
You’re an adult, you can literally just leave work and go to the beachfront Taco Bell and hang out with the baby blackbirds whenever you want
Ya’ll mind if I leave this bird here?
Packing up my mom’s house and just found this letter she wrote to her mom when she was 8 😭😭😭
Do you know where fish store their clothes? Shelves
