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Signs that say, "When entering the restaurant, please do not let the quokkas in," and "Do not let the quokka in, no matter what he tells you." An image of a cute little quokka perched on a book, looking adorable and innocent.

Sorry, Hannie, you're not allowed in the restaurant. 🤣 #StrayKids

A tray of small square cheddar crackers.

Decided to experiment and made #sourdough discard mac & cheese crackers. They're like Cheez Its, but a little more savory. I added a bit of garlic powder, and I used the Mac Daddy Mac & Cheese cheddar powder for the cheese flavor. HOLY CRAP, GUYS. ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER MADE.

I AM 15 MINUTES INTO #DAREDEVILBORNAGAIN, AND I WAS NOT PREPARED!! 😭

You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.

Billionaire Elon Musk has stated that work is underway to shut down the U.S. foreign aid agency, USAID. Officials have been instructed not to report to work and have been locked out of the building.

Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.

Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.

Fuck you Sissy Space X and your swasticars.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

White text on a black background that says, "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we could throw them at the houses of our enemies."

🤣🤣🤣

I'm so glad I deactivated all my Twatter accounts. Omg. How anyone can still support that platform is beyond me.

Okay, but really, when is Bbokari going to morph into a cat? Because Felix is so clearly cat-coded, and he even posts cat emojis all the time. Like... come on.

He really is. I'm going to their L.A. show in June, and I may not survive.

Bang Chan of Stray Kids grinning.

Bang Chan of Stray Kids wearing a black beanie and a black Mahagrid hoodie. His arms are open in a hugging gesture.

I mean... how could I NOT be delulu over this man?

Was I awake at 2AM watching Felix's Instagram Live? Yes. Yes, I was.

I'm craving bacon, but I'm too lazy to go to the store.

Screenshot of a tweet mentioning Canadians aiding Los Angeles by dropping water on the Palisades fire, paired with an image of a yellow firefighting plane releasing water near a residential area.

Thank you, Canada. And we’re so sorry about him.

They all just seem to have stumbled upon the same guy's Instagram, and they are all using his pics. This is ENDLESSLY entertaining. 🤣🤣🤣

So, I'm on a language learning app called Hello Talk, and people treat it like a dating app or a social media app with a language learning focus. Which is fine. But I keep getting messages from different men using THE SAME GUY as their profile pic.

Claro! Precisa jantar, Bang Chan? *voluntários como tributo*

YouTube video by Stray Kids Bang Chan "Railway" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]

I SAID HE WAS A VAMPIRE, and people kept trying to correct me, "He's WOLFCHAN. Clearly, he's a WEREWOLF."

GUESS WHAT?! That's his SKZOO character. It doesn't mean be has to be a flipping wolf all the time!

As much as I knew I was right, I WAS STILL NOT PREPARED.

youtu.be/27rdSyt-Qt8?...

Yessss! I need to work on mine for June!

Stray Kids’ ‘HOP’ to debut at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 188K opening week units (via @HITSDD).

It will mark their sixth #1 album, and their sixth #1 debut.

A picture of four postcard images of a group of 8 Korean men. The group is Stray Kids. The cards are signed. Three cards are signed by the leader, Bang Chan, and the fourth is signed by Han Jisung.

Channie is coming for my throat this comeback. Three of my four signed albums were HIM! The fourth is Han.

Not to worry, I'm sharing the love and sending two of them to some STAY friends who are Chan biases. #StrayKids

a woman in a green sweater is laying on a red ottoman . Alt: a woman in a green sweater is laying on a red ottoman .

I've been cleaning this morning, and my Fitbit responded with, "Nice! Auto-recognized 18-minute swim!" 🤣

a cartoon of two men giving each other a high five with the word hellooo in the corner Alt: a cartoon of two men giving each other a high five with the word hellooo in the corner

Today was one of those "I-don't-remember-driving-to-work" days.

Dear Canada,

Please ignore literally everything Mango Mussolini says. He doesn't speak for all of us.

With Love and Respect,

Sane Americans

Embroidery helps, though