Holy fuck that’s cool

The one thing that separates reality from fiction, fascists are too stupid to be successful in the end.

He’s too stupid to be left alive!”

“I need the EGGS!”

So many people mocked Lucas for the political stuff in the prequels, but it was a warning so many just didn’t want to hear. We literally lived through “So this is how Democracy dies, with thunderous applause.”

I’ve been in such a nostalgic mood lately and so I’ve been looking for old websites. And OMG why did NOBODY TELL ME that MyAnimeList was still popping to this day! I joined several anime clubs immediately after rejoining the site and it feels exactly like a long lost friend 😭❤️❤️

a little girl with pink hair and red eyes is flying through the air Alt: The pink haired Lisbeth falling through the air and smiling

In my deep yearning for the old internet, a friend has helped convince me to genuinely make a fan account for a fictional character I love lol.
Even if it gets zero attention, it’s a passion to be fulfilled and a piece of internet culture that must be preserved!

Had a whole nostalgia night and even listened to classic nightcore songs. The sheer range of emotions that pitched up music and an anime background can bring out of you is astounding

Those moments where you remember and listen to old songs from younger years, like junior high or high school, etc. are a wonderful moment of nostalgia. Like, listening to Superman, Kryptonite, How to Save a Life and such at 28yrs old really does have a familiar yet different feeling

Who invented this lie that liquor stores are sketchy?? I just went to the liquor store late at night and spent like 10 minutes talking with the cashier and another customer about our favorite starter pokemon (squirtle is the right answer)

a group of men are playing guitars and singing into microphones and the way he said you want mustard on that ALT: a group of men are playing guitars and singing into microphones and the way he said you want mustard on that

Stacy’s dad thought the leopards weren’t so bad

As both a huge fan of history and also a streamer 😍 I will never stream a historically based game because history nerds are either annoying as hell or dumbass nazis. Why does knowledge of humanity create so many weirdos, why can’t we be normal ;-;

Can’t wait for bbnomiku: Project Diva to come to retailers near me

Saw a mobile gambling game ad with Samuel L Jackson in it. It is unbelievably jarring to see Mace Window tell me I should spend $100 to buy more flimflams to roll for a chance at more doohickeys

Like how are you going to make me say “I don’t want to act like there’s tomorrow” and NOT expect me to type an entire paragraph to a friend I haven’t spoken to in 6 months 💔

Blink-182 has always been my favorite band and will always be. In the exact same album they will make you laugh at peepeepoopoo, then make you laugh at moments where you were dumb, and then make you cry like a baby and call your friends and tell them you love them 😭❤️

Please god Punk Rock make a comeback 😭 New generations NEED people to speak their ANGER. Anti-establishment in the 90? We need Anti-Oligarchy in the 2020s and I will put my gas money towards it

“Still punk af” I say as I organize wedding invitations because my wife and I want to be home by 6

Streaming is wild sometimes. I had a single viewer give me shit for 3 full hours for not understanding a game’s lore while I was absolutely SMASHED drunk. Like use some critical thinking and say a normal joke about my mom or something damn 😭

Stayed up till 8am talking about Tolkien and Star Wars lore with a friend. Christ I need to sleep before Warhammer gets brought up

Ball did it’s job. The rat was caught wasn’t it?

There’s so many gross ai voiced ads nowadays… Please, KFC, Apple, even the Burger Feifdom, you were the lesser of evils 😭

*man

I am drunk?? YES.

As a cis white lan

Any trans person is inherently more brave than I am.
I couldn’t even tell my mother that I might think I am autistic, much less than I might be someonedifferent than who I was expected to be.

I love trans people ❤️❤️❤️ trans rights are human rights ❤️❤️❤️

a close up of a cartoon character with a big smile on his face ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a big smile on his face

I’m quite a bit drunk right now. But I want to say outright that I LOVE trans people. It took me 27 years to even BEGIN to understand who I am, and as a cis man. I want all to know who you are and to find your love, and I will stand right by you. I love YOU and I want you to love YOU

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1: I was drunk playing this
2: Even sober, i have no idea what happened
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Everyone gives The Office shit for being unfunny.
However, it is a bedrock of early 2000s youths seeking distraction during their Parent’s divorce.

Who gets to see me on weekends? Idk, but look how these turns have tabled.

So now that the Warhammer 40k show via Amazon brought to you by Henry Cavill is official… Who is going to tell my wife that my eyes will be set upon Cavil’s abs for 12-24 episodes?

Because no way in hell am I telling her

When a game places a cornucopia of health items right around the corner when enemies are just drooling to attack you when take them…
Why? What did I do to you dear game dev? Is my money not enough? You want my pain, regret, and newly found distrust too?

I gave my phone number for a coupon at a local pizza place years ago and they still text me with deals. They’ve become my most consistent source of text notifications and, in a sense, my rock. Bill stress? They have a discount on large pizzas. Going to see the doctor? Promo code for cheesesticks.

During the surfing tutorial in Super Mario Galaxy, it is possible to jump off the manta ray on the first frame. This will put Mario into a glitched "perpetual tiptoe" state whereby he will be tiptoeing no matter how fast he runs, as well as while standing still.