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Sidney Morss

@sidneymorss.bsky.social

busy writing sketches about problems I can’t solve

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We have to get them off our streets… #satire

08.01.2026 07:56 — 👍 180    🔁 39    💬 2    📌 1

If you’re watching these videos and seeing self defense it’s time to get your eyes checked.

07.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 108    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Raise your hand if your monthly premium went up this year 🙋🏻‍♀️

07.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 138    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 2

Might as well ask all your hinge matches where they were 5 years ago today.

06.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 103    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 1
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And we’re off to a new year… #satire

06.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 159    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 1
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But seriously, has anyone talked to HR? #satire

19.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 108    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 2
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When you’re lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize…

11.12.2025 02:02 — 👍 153    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

Sure, the news is apocalyptic. But nothing unsettles me more when I’m doomscrolling than wellness pages telling me to stop drinking coffee on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. Don’t come for my hobbies/addictions.

10.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 92    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

Tis the season… for uncompensated domestic labor (and I’m already exhausted).

02.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 54    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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Has anyone called HR? #satire

26.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 158    🔁 24    💬 5    📌 0
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Are you still complaining?

19.11.2025 06:33 — 👍 152    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 4
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It’s Sunday, what are you worried about?
ft: Loa

16.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 118    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
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nothing… #satire

11.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 195    🔁 41    💬 1    📌 2
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Your mom is an election… #satire

08.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 189    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 2
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post-election coverage #satire

06.11.2025 08:34 — 👍 205    🔁 29    💬 6    📌 1
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Just a reminder…

03.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 142    🔁 22    💬 6    📌 2
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*fingers-crossed*

03.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 148    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0
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What are you dressing up as?

31.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 164    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 1
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Have you voted yet?

30.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 130    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 2
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When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…

28.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 210    🔁 32    💬 3    📌 2
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Famously anti-king #satire

18.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 222    🔁 47    💬 5    📌 2
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Are you having a civil war? #satire

16.10.2025 07:30 — 👍 227    🔁 50    💬 5    📌 4
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I’d like to speak to a manager…

14.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 152    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0

I hate how many times I’ve re-read the constitution this year.

13.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 127    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 2
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Collapsed…

10.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 224    🔁 31    💬 10    📌 3
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Reasons I swiped left…

08.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 153    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 0
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It’s the work week, do you know where your representatives are?

06.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 177    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 2
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when you literally control all of the branches of government… #satire

02.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 229    🔁 48    💬 8    📌 4
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Don’t be weird about it… #satire

23.09.2025 22:10 — 👍 179    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 0

Might fuck around and re-read all the dystopian literature I was assigned in high school with a newfound sense of dread and resignation.

18.09.2025 08:24 — 👍 412    🔁 36    💬 33    📌 4