Bobou

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

And then bulldoze it to the ground for a "Complete Rebuilding" like they did with the East Wing.

Opening text from 1983's Scarface: In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba, with the apparent intention of letting some of his people join their relations in the United States. Within seventy-two hours, 3,000 U.S. boats were heading for Cuba. It soon became evident that Castro was forcing the boat owners to carry back with them not only their relations, but the dregs of his jails. Of the 125,000 refugees that landed in Florida, an estimated 25,000 had criminal records.

I'll always be curious about how much the opening text from 1983's Scarface has to do with Trump and his minions continued obsession with this made up bullshit.

I never thought I wanted an R-rated, super violent TMNT movie but here we are and my mouth won’t stop watering.

This makes it sound like they’re going to bury Miller with Trump. And I fully support this decision.

They only released it in theaters so it would be eligible for the Razzies.

They only care when it affects them... but whatever works 🤷‍♂️

“He had one problem,” Trump said. “At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?”

He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.

“Alzheimer’s,” Leavitt said.

“Like an Alzheimer’s thing,” Trump said. “Well, I don’t have it.”

Anything he manages to build should be bulldozed on Day One.

I’m sure Melania 2 will be a massive hit.

There’s a long list of ‘em in the Epstein files, JD.

Look how he glances directly into the camera just before turning around to get the gas canister. He wants people to see him doing this.

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Scared little boys with guns is a bad combo.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

Tatsuya Nakadai (1932–2025)

Chow Yun Fat in the John Woo movie The Killer (1989). He’s wearing a suit sitting in a church that is shot in such a way as to appear to be absolutely full of lit candles. Also there’s a white dove just hanging out.

John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’

That hat looks familiar…

Genuinely thought Dick Cheney's death would be bigger news.

Pleasantly surprised it's not.

Once again I ask, who the fuck is this guy and why should I care?

What a whiny little pussy.

Offering massive discounts will do that.

This is mostly true but JD is definitely envy.

Only one way to find out.

Hulu's entire Classic Movies library consists of Die Hard and Pretty Woman.

Open Hulu. Go to Movies. Click on "Classics".

This is it. This is all they have.

This is art.

Yeah, but it had a hilarious ending.

Would have been better if the crying rat was Remy from Ratatouille.