Why is (the price of) everything increasing EXCEPT my salary?!?!?

Month 2 of returning to Spendee. The dopamine derived is still kicking.

If people would be a bit more upfront with things as it relates to their business, I would not be so irritated with changes in schedule.

Even the softest toilet paper will feel like torture after a few hours of a colon cleanse

“Muscle Katt da’s you?” will never not be funny lol

No line was clearly a hint this toss lol.

I feel like my mother up there pulling strings for me and I’m not mad about it.

I just wanna go on Amazon and buy random shit that I want/think is cool. But noooo I wanna try and be a responsible adult. Le sigh.

I clearly have taken to collecting bank accounts. Anyhue, Spendee attempt #2836473

You so wrong for this analogy lol

How yuh's get and call someone a rusty old battleship? I cry out...

I can see if that if I wanna do anything fun I'ma have to do it for and with myself.

I think…I’m finally emerging from the autopilot I’ve been existing via. Hmm…will continue to “monitor”.

My reading habit, supported by "arrrrr" methods.

This is now administrative task #2 that I’ve made slightly less tedious by using excel formulae. Will I share the formulae? Probably not. Maybe if they catch me on a good day 🤷🏾‍♀️

Someone on the feed has said the days are getting longer twice now and I really want to say actually...the solstice signaled that the days will now get shorter. Not gonna be "that guy" **Beenie voice** though.

That spokesperson for Rise really gave a masterclass in how to put your foot in your mouth.

Heard the biggest bang outside to the point where I went outside to see if part of the house tumble down. Apparently I didn't go far enough. Get in my car to leave and see a half flattened car being turned right side up at the front of the gap. I hope the occupant(s) made it out that one alive...

Her kung fu strong!

Someone told me essentially my not innate drive to check in on people might come back to haunt me when I want people to check in on me. And they were shocked when I said actually I'm quite okay with that latter part not happening. I don't expect it tbh.

Negotiating humans and friendship is very annoying.

Meanwhile I'm trying be a semi decent human and pay for Disney + but they are giving me grief to use my payment method. Oh well...#MoneySaved

I must be in the minority of people for whom Netflix's catalogue has no appeal.

Never lend money you can't afford to lose. Having said that, if you "borrow" money from me and can't repay it, please know the option to borrow again is now dead to you.

Every morning I wake up i'se just stupse and wish I was on vacation. #Tired

Why people don't check the spelling of names before they send or post things? People posting book reviews with pictures of the books that contain the author's name and still spelling it wrong...and tagging the author. #petpeeve

Someone that just turned 39 talmbout rotation 38 completed. Girl that been completed since last year.

Since my mother passed, my body hasn't acted right, truly.

Not me almost fainting while waiting for my food tonight.

That moment when apparently it's spirit week for staff and there is a colour of the day but you didn't know because you're not in the staff chat but you just happen to wear said colour of the day.