Tingo

Tingo

@tingolingo.bsky.social

I'm flattered that you want to know more about me. I post dumb things on the internet sometimes. Founding member of the Church of Bo.

152 Followers 594 Following 221 Posts Joined Aug 2024
5 months ago

Remember, it's offensive and inappropriate to ask gay couples which one is the woman.

Instead, you should ask which one is the dishwasher.

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10 months ago

I'll be your cock rider- I mean chicken jockey

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11 months ago

He probably choked near the end of the sentence.

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11 months ago

Here's a stupid thought.

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1 year ago

"they shouldn't be forced to change their policies but they should be punished for them" God she's dumb

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1 year ago

I want Guitar Hero, but not from Activision. Just go crawl into a hole and let Harmonix revive Rock Band in peace.

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1 year ago

They would never cheat on their sisters like that

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1 year ago

I'm just gonna play Helldivers with my friends who aren't into sports instead.

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1 year ago

You get what you fucking deserve!

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1 year ago

Then make a call against them. We dare you.

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1 year ago
Corporate ad discouraging pedestrian safety

And don't look both ways!

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1 year ago

They found out some of those "assistance programs" were their kickbacks lol

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1 year ago

It's payback for all of your cursed Mario Maker levels.

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1 year ago

I don't think Najee would move the needle for us tbh. I've never been impressed with him.

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1 year ago

It's vine for people that don't butter their eggrolls

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1 year ago

The Broncos have fired special teams coordinator Ben Kotwica.

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1 year ago

Wow, Ted. You have had one hell of a week!

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1 year ago

Everyone has a finite shelf life you dumb stupid bitch

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1 year ago
I love football. Yay football!

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming

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1 year ago


Ah, but HR doesn't get in until 8 at which point the smell is gone. Expert move on the Fish Cooker's part.

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1 year ago

FOSS deez nuts

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1 year ago
Do you guys not have phones?

Me watching everyone talk about desktop apps (apparently a hot topic today)

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1 year ago
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To celebrate the end of bowl season, here’s a never before released on this site video. I can’t believe the season is almost over! 😭

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1 year ago

I think you need to go back and read the original post again and ask yourself why I would mention a left handed QB

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1 year ago

How many playoff games has Tua won?

Exactly.

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1 year ago

THAT'S MY QB

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1 year ago

I've always called her Traitor Rabbit

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1 year ago

Why does Harrison Butker have smaller feet? So he can stand closer to the ball.

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1 year ago

If the Bengals wanted in they should've won more games. Nobody felt sorry for us when a loss to a crappy Patriots team ended our contention last season. Stop blaming everyone else for your shortcomings.

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1 year ago

FEED SUTTON AND GET HIM HIS MONEY

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