Jes Tyler 🥂

AU where every rock band has a xylophone instead of a drum set

Just had to increase the font on my e-reader so yeah, I’m doing fine

You can pay extra for the creepy basement

I think every store, but especially coffee shops, should have an express line for the LGBT+s. Let me gooooooo. Wasn’t made for a queue

Hourly Comic Day 2025!

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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First day back to work ain’t terrible

Regulation matters

The image is from a "Transparency Center" document and lists guidelines regarding acceptable and prohibited content for insults. It mentions: 1. Insults about: Character, such as cowardice, dishonesty, criminality, and sexual promiscuity or immorality. Mental characteristics, including but not limited to accusations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, as well as unsupported comparisons among politically correct (PC) groups based on inherent intellectual traits. 2. Highlighted section: The document allows allegations of mental illness or abnormality when tied to gender or sexual orientation, referencing political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality. It also acknowledges the non-serious use of terms like "weird."

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

Fact-checking wasn’t “biased” against conservatives. Conservatives just shared more false content. If there’s a sportsball game and one team fouls four times as much, it’s not “biased” for the ref to call four times as many fouls against that team.

We received somewhere between 6 and 9 inches which, in my experience, is just lovely.

Was supposed to be the first day back at the university but closed today due to the weather. Second, I think, blizzard in my life?

Joy is not made to be a crumb.

Mary Oliver

Cheers!

May we all love, enjoy art, and keep each other safe in the New Year. Bonne chance!

I really wish that I could afford to work less or differently because I am so much more productive with my writing in the mornings. 🥰

Have to put in a new washing machine today and it makes me want to KMS

Really need to replace this mirror!

Finally getting to this one from my massive bought in 2024 stack

say it loud, say it proud

always horny for museums

At the Museum of Art + Light in Manhattan, KS

Some suggestive lips from the bathroom at the museum today.

A leg pic was long past due

going to a museum 🤤

always horny for museums

Thanks! It’s amazing what someone can do when they fucking stick to something for once! (Not my strong suit!!)

Today I hit 200 pages in my zero draft of a novel. I’m really delighted. The only important thing is the next page until it’s done. Feeling good. A lot of work yet, but happy. Big 2025 goal is to finish an okay draft.

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language Instead of: "Kill two birds with one stone." Say: "Suck two dicks with one mouth"

Merry Crisis