Appalachian Eldritch Abomination

My spinach didn't grow this year I am big sad.

Same

Laughed too hard

Benadryl hitting like a truck

Veiled chameleon getting ready for bed on a pothos plant.

Pothos Pillow

It is also a good way to monitor heart health. A fluctuation of 5 or more a day can be a sign of fluid retention.

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . Alt: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

Ah, man Seasonal Affective Disorder is hitting. I'm SAD, dude.

Busted

Drink

YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics

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Upd8?

Those sound like a lovely protein packed snack!!

I smell like beer and apple cider vinegar.
This needs to stop 😭

A male veiled chameleon, perched on my hair. He is a lovely mix of yellow brown and green here. His name is Oatmeal.

Like my new hair bow?

PUN'KIN'

My culturelles have been moved. Faeries give them back you may not have my body alcohol for your faerie parties!

Might have Auto Brewery Syndrome, please check in later

That cleared my chakras. Holy Shmoly.

Slammed 3 Yakults.
Stomach said, hope you like foreshadowing.
Worth it.

My child just said: "Stop picking your skin, I will call 'Mother Control' on you"
Did you just threaten to tell me mom?
First off, please don't!
Second, GIRL!

Rubbing lamb's ear on my face to relieve contact dermatitis.
Hmmm, yes. Soft rubs.

Stella, a long haired calico, cuddles her human by laying on top of them.

The best solution to a gastroparesis flare? Cat therapy.

Okay, where was this rain in April?
I have now fallen twice in one week on my stairs.

Reminder: putting your gun in your waistband is the dumbest place to put it.

Bee Buddy must say "hi" every day. She says "Thank you for water; it has been dry."

It sounds delicious

I have a disabled wasp on my porch that is friendly. My house is a druid's grove! FUCKIN SWEET!