Extra-Christy

Well, it happened. The first pitch of my beloved Oakland A's was thrown out less than a mile from my house. #LetsGoOakland

If you’re a Trump voter and you’ve been fired from your job as a civil servant, contact me using the info in my bio. I’ll keep you anonymous.

Word

Swiper no swiping!

Someone tell the Bridgerton folk we need a new season STAT.

I still have my log-in.

This is the kind of genius our nation needs, now more than ever. #VFFV

When a character in a movie or series calls their kid a nickname like "bug" or "noodle" it feels totally phony and inauthentic to me, even though my dad literally called me "sandwich" for most of my childhood.

California IT in Education is a professional organization and this is the annual conference. Lots of nerds, but in service to public education. Happy Christmas Joey!

RIP Rickey Henderson. We got to see he and Smoke throw out the first pitch at the final game at The Last Dive Bar. 💚💛💚💛 #GOAT #RIPRickey #oakland

Shout out

Us on OCC8: "These cruises are fun but they cost just way too much to do annually. We're taking a year off." Cut to the day the line-up of Little Steven's Underground Garage Cruise and we're all "Retirement be damned! Take my credit card!"

When he asks I will scroll though this timeline to find this post and I will show it to him and I will yell "face" while LOLing 🤣. This is what 28 years of marriage looks like.

Timestamp: Today is the day the husband has decided to keep his passport stashed in his dresser, and not with the rest of the family documents that I keep stowed away. I'm posting this because it is 💯 that he will forget this choice, and will ask me where his passport is the next time we need them.

Are you with CUE? Brian Briggs is my boss!

Follow them and catch them live. They are still playing and they rock!

It goes both ways. I don't give a shit who's peeing, and I don't give a piss who's shatting.

Now, you wesr too much cologne or perfume? I've got a BIG problem with you.

Of course I sported a Beat Farmers t-shirt today to start the CITE conference, and got to educate some youngsters about the greatest band to ever come out of SAN. #cite2024 #edtech #BeatFarmers @joeymental.bsky.social

We didn't know how good we had it. I'm sorry, 120 Minutes. I took you for granted.

109 in two games. Is De'Aron Fox the youngest legend ever? #LightTheBeam

He's the real.

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"Donate to Chalk It Up"

See you tomorrow in Roseville. What do you need re: road supplies?

And now I will be humming THIS for the next 6-8 hours.

An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)

Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

And I was worried about missing out on @sacramentokings.bsky.social coverage when I quit the other one... #skbt