(no, i will not be elaborating on this joke, and iโm making it very clear now that our child will NOT be a politician.)
22.02.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@mniethan.bsky.social
25. ๐ฏ๐ฒ. Queer, Alt and decent at the plastic guitar.
(no, i will not be elaborating on this joke, and iโm making it very clear now that our child will NOT be a politician.)
22.02.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0our childโs gonna be a politician, fuck yeah!
22.02.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0guess whoโs going back to training tomorrow!
22.02.2026 02:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0never gonna be able to pull this off again, what a time.
22.02.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0dude in question.
22.02.2026 02:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Samako: Man, he looks like a dollar store Steve Irwin.
Me: Well they couldnโt afford the real one so they settled.
Samako:โฆI donโt think thatโs the reason, baby.
she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
15.02.2026 01:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's been so long since I've picked up a physical book, I'd almost forgotten the joy of picking something from the shelves of a library and not a predetermined school list.
09.02.2026 01:09 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0two baddies at the bowling alley yesterday.
08.02.2026 00:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the moon, in all of its resplendent glory.
02.02.2026 01:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or, and this is a crazy theory, put on some fucking headphones.
02.02.2026 01:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1same
26.01.2026 17:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0too high
15.01.2026 15:39 โ ๐ 807 ๐ 187 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1it happened again.
13.01.2026 12:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Man, I really love music.
13.01.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this ended up being my most streamed song last year. i listened to it recently and itโs lyrically the best stuff iโve produced hands down.
09.01.2026 21:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@pokewildsamak0.bsky.social is the most beautiful BEING on this planet and no one can tell me otherwise. argue with a wall.
going back into hiding.
Happy new year everybody!
01.01.2026 14:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i have such a low tolerance for everything I still feel really good right now.
Oxtail was such a success they didnโt know it was my first time cooking it. It isnโt maโs, grandmaโs or auntieโs, but itโs mine.
however, i get why it wasnโt cooked often growing up. diminishing returns n stuff.
All the time.
25.11.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bro when i tell you work was exhausting
20.11.2025 02:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i just wanna say, unmasking at work was hell, and I will NOT be doing that again.
11.11.2025 20:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0met someone cool at work, potential friend incoming?
11.11.2025 20:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0blender donuts. #blender #3Drendering
22.10.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0man, social media is getting worse.
23.09.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Another reminder:
23.09.2025 12:11 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1i miss her.
20.09.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy seven years to the most WONDERFUL man I've ever had in my life @mniethan.bsky.social
17.09.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my ass hurts
15.09.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0iโm definitely being dramatic but i had my first bad lighting experience in idk how long and iโm doing my best not to cry on this bus twin.
15.09.2025 06:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0