Lightskin Django

I have definitely lived that struggle. I don’t understand why more home builders don’t just cram storage everywhere! Literally nobody has ever said “ew! Too many cabinets!”

It’s great for storing the things you use less frequently though for sure.

😂😂😂. Agreed but I will warn you, be carful what you ask for. We have 10 foot ceilings and our cabinets go all the way to ceiling. It never fails that the pot I need is at the top and now I’m climbing a step ladder like Belle in the library.

Thankfully it’s becoming more common in my part of the world(Dallas) in new builds.

Think of the biggest asshole you’ve seen on the road lately… which Nissan model were they driving?

I will say no more…

My wife used to suck at gift giving and initially I tried to just deal but eventually I had to explain to her that I will not be trading Louis for socks.

Better off regifting me a pair of shoes in the closet that I forgot about.

When Dro said, “First I let my wheels spin, then I let my screens fall, then I let my trunk beat…” I felt it in such a way that it was ALMOST as if he was telling my story. Alas… I had no spinners, I had no screens, and there were only cleats in my trunk of my 2000 Ford Focus. What a time.

I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit

Correct. And I won’t be doing this foolishness again. Lol

Me letting my bride convince me to do 75 hard was a mistake. Why there ain’t no rest days?

I am wildly excited for this.

Baby they going to the big house

I recently installed a 12 inch JBL that fits in the spare tire well. It has been the perfect solution.

I always kept my options wide open while I was single and dating. Load the roster. Dates every night. Pure playboy shit. But there is ZERO possibility that I could maintain an actual partnership with more than one woman. I don’t have that much effort in me.

My German shepherd was doing the ”Yay snow!!! I’m NEVER coming inside!!!” thing and I’m not chasing her ass around this yard again. The lunatic was literally shivering and still didn’t want to come in.

Because in practice, that love of liberty only extends to themselves and MAYBE their immediate family. It is an extremely unserious and flimsy philosophy.

Exactly.

100% correct. I also notice that the individualism is very closely tied to them resenting being required to pay into the social contract via taxes, while also refusing to reject the benefits of said contract and go live off grid in the woods.

It’s curious. I hear a lot of “everybody sucks” from them, but they always seem to settle on the right nonetheless.

I don’t find it to be a flaw. The idea that holding a grudge has to be this all consuming thing is insane. It can absolutely be “fuck you forever” while I proceed about my life as if you don’t exist.

Most(really all) self-proclaimed libertarians that I’ve encountered are republicans in cowards clothing.

Absolutely. I’m not obligated to take the imaginary moral high ground, particularly when you’ve done something harmful to me. We don’t forgive and forget around here.

Exactly why I left my work computer on my desk.

I want the punt returner gone. I want Schula gone. I want Sean to not be a fucking idiot. I’m pissed.

This is why McVay should’ve kicked the field goal
on that last 4th down. Then you only need a field goal now to win the damn game. #Seahawks #Rams

Welp

Maybe I would've taken the 3pts there. Idk man.