Lightskin Django

My great uncle passed yesterday and it’s the most on brand shit I’ve ever heard of in my life. The 85 year old with 30+ KNOWN children had a heart attack while fucking. I’ve genuinely never been less surprised in my life.

Social media: “Someone you might know….”

Me: I do not know these niggas…

RAMS WIN!!! #BLEETWITHMEBROTHERS!!!!!!!

Such a great beer town. I thoroughly enjoyed hitting the breweries when I visited.

Shohei looks like shit this far…

Thank you! Super proud of her!

Whose 6th grader made the region choir? MINE!!! So very proud of her!

And so it begins… Dolphins are cleaning house…

The audacity required to insert yourself into a conversation to correct me because you are too stupid to know the definitions of the word I used and the word you THINK I should have used is vast. I had to copy lines from the dictionary when I got in trouble and I have an English degree… kiss my ass.

Absolutely. 12 week program, test on week 13, deload to 70%. Rinse -> repeat.

1) I just ain’t got it in me. 2) If I even tried, I’d be caught IMMEDIATELY because my patterns of life would have to shift so dramatically that it would be impossible to hide.

Cheating seems so extraordinarily stressful.

And to you as well!

In a world teeming with mediocre and deeply untalented people whose only gift is audacity, I think you have grounds to unashamedly declare yourself.

Idk brother. Based on what we know about literacy rates, you might be selling yourself short.

I need this woman to delete social media because why are you telling me you want a damn afghan?

As sure as the sun rises…

Ready to get on SNKRS and be disappointed!

The Steelers uniforms are hideous.

*ask. I’m going to ASK.

My neighbors have a whole ass band playing loud as shit in the front yard. They got until 10 before I as politely to shut this shit down. After that…

This kid threw for 608 yards. Wow!

UNT vs Charlotte is gonna end up on bad beats… oh well we winning! #GoMeanGreen

I am in this gym completely against my will. I have no motivation today, but here I am.

When the feds knock, they’re not coming to visit. They’re coming to take your house. Boys traded millions for orange jumpsuits and that is WILD to me.

Embattled!

I understand what it’s like to not be able to hear yourself and get off the plot but damn. Also, I’m cold with the shit so I ain’t never had THESE kind of problems either so… yikes.

Two things: 1) Jalen is a sure fire HOFer in my opinion. 2) Jalen is getting ABUSED.

Everytime I’m around people who are doing karaoke they insist that I sing a John Legend song. 20 years of this shit and apparently I’m never beating the allegations that I sound like him. 😪

Jared Goff is the Mahomes slayer…