I'm at Aldi. Pay for my box of stuff and hit the little dragon's room.
Put my box of groceries on the sink.
Unaware that it's an automatic sink and the faucet thinks the box is my paws.
Come back to box of wet groceries >.<
Lol thinking about turning the phrase "Diaper Destroyer" into one of those incredibly spiky damn near impossible to read Death Metal style band logos
Other possible band names I've been thinking of
Catastrophic Blowout
Ursus Defacatus
Temporal Regression (though this would be more prog/mathcore)
I am not interested in living in interesting times.
Rando: are insects allowed in the furry fandom?
Furries: Buzz buzz, motherfuckers!
To whom it may concern:
Rawr.
Your attention to this matter is appreciated.
Dark middlespace: I'm at a rave when some cool older kids offer me candy and I wake up in some sort of giant nursery.
Can I rant?
I am so tired of seeing Friar getting shit on everywhere he goes..
This dude has been fucking TRYING for years, more years than most of you are alive, to get by in the babyfur community, and he gets beat down every time..
perhaps a typo? It's Aotearoa. :) And some of us use #AoNZ to stand for Aotearoa New Zealand to make it more explicit.
Derp! That's what I get for attempting to type it manually. I'm just flummoxed how it took me this long to learn this, and only through a Reddit post.
Today I learned that New Zealand is also commonly called Aorearoa by the locals, which is the Maori name and Maori is an official language.
Hit me up in DM, I'll send you an invite.
If anyone wants to help a dragon, I'm crowdsourcing ideas for quick kinky woodworking projects that take less than 4 hours to make. Building furniture is great, so I'm looking to expand my skills and offer some smaller accessories to expand the catalogue.
What would you like to see?
Rawr! Pittsderger here, you in the local smol furries Telegram chat?
Paddle is still up for sale, price reduced to $30 INCLUDING U.S. SHIPPING.
Dragon dropping:
It's funny how many American Republicans live in homeowner's associations. You know, that space where your neighbor can dictate the color of your house and you'll get randomly fined for minor property transgressions nobody cares about except that one HOA dictat- er, director.
The rawrs are coming from inside the house!
Dragon Start Pack sign-up! 🐲
- Post examples of your dragon art below
- Be under 5K Followers
- SFW examples only
- This is an SFW variant. I'll do an adult one later,
- Please be patient and do not DM,
- While there is a limit, I can always make another so don't sweat it if you don't make it.
Whaddya mean I need to change my diaper? Why do you think I'm soaked?
If there's a new way
Well I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time
I have come here to chew bubblegum and piss my diaper... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I've been there twice and it's worth every penny.
Dragon dropping:
"It goes without saying..." is an inherently untrue preface because it always precedes what is about to be said.
I woke up and stepped outside and time-traveled to Spring.
Post a meme made by you.
lol NOW they go live on their site. Order up cause I have a feeling they will sell out quick.
Sitting on the stoop of my shop, it's a nice evening out, enjoying the environment. Temperature is semi-reasonable, air is semi-clear, place is mostly quiet. I'm comfortable and content.
WHEN DID THEY COME OUT WITH PLASTIC?!?
I feel like I'm missing out on an important part of the furry experience by not being a gamer. Damn near efurryone I know games in some form or other, be it virtual, TTRPG, or traditional video gaming. Feels like I'm seriously handicapped for not knowing that stuff.
A hit of what, exactly?
I try to be pretty progressive but that sounds...unhinged. I'm not convinced that regressing gives up one's consent (yet).
