Jay 🦐

I can't dance. I'd love to learn but I feel like such a fucking charlie

I work with little kids and the instinct to protect is very real

Everything I have seen from the Epstien files makes me sick to my fucking core and there isn't a hell deep enough for these monsters

Casually Dressed is a miles better record than Hours and I'm not sure why I have had to argue this for over 20 years

I just listened to that and broke down laughing

Very silly but quite enjoyable

Hell yeah, recs very welcome! Currently listening to Igorrr and Bong-Ra and really digging that. Heard about Venetian Snares so thats next on my list! Cheers!

Yeah this totally tracks

There's got to be a medical reason this is making me super relaxed

I have discovered breakcore as if my music taste couldn't get any more chaotic

Contraception

It's a great day to remember silly Scottish grind outfit Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair today

Pals what's good thats been released so far this year I want to spend time listening to something new

Not a fucking clue and frankly with anything 4chan I'd like to keep it that way

37 years of consistently forgetting my dad's birthday well done Jay

Watching an Attenborough documentary on monkeys and my main takeaway is that monkeys are fucking pricks

I'm beyond words at what is happening in the USA right now.

Day off, went to Benicássim, accident stumbled across a soapbox derby

Spain is great lads

Another year of waiting for Dyscarnate to drag themselves out of whatever hole they fell into and record a new banger and maybe do some gigs

They're fuckin' dope

Ugh that's one reason I stopped going to my crossfit gym

Too much grunting and clanging for arguably not enough weight to warrant it

Just ran my first 5k since June 2023 excuse me while I am FUCKING INSUFFERABLE for a while

First day back at work and this happened this morning

Today I have dabbled in PS1 era jungle and oh that is fun to play around with

Watched The Sound of Music for the very first time and man Rolf is some prick isn't he

My latest working theory is that the amount of dachshunds in an area correlates to how much the rent is going to go up

So far I have spent my Sunday writing the most GENERIC pop punk and man it is fun

Kinda boring if I'm honest

New face who this

Fuck Anish Kapoor all my homies hate Anish Kapoor

Happy New Year my favourite dickheads

I'm watching punk bands to see in 2026 and I recommend this for all coming NYEs

Disco nap commencing

THEY'VE ANNOUNCED A REMATCH FOR NEXT YEAR

IT'S GOING TO BE A LADDER MATCH

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THE UK COMEDY SCENE