sporkbot 😈

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

the stupidest thing i have ever drawn (Lara croft takes offf her shirt, revealing one large triangle wedge boob with square nipples... a middle aged guy says "just like i always imagined")

im sorry, kinda

A wooden cutting board with a formline design of a crouching jabberwocky. The main body is black, and the wings and highlights are red.

👿🐉 Jabberwocky, an original piece. #telekitneticart #formline #indigenousart

Made with a thrifted cutting board and posca markers

Do it

Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

The colors, duke!

When you want a tasty treat but the taco man observes Ash Wednesday.

Bruce Campbell as his character Ash in the movie Army of Darkness. Cropped mid-torso, he is very filthy and disheveled in a torn up shirt as he holds a shotgun above his head. In the background is the stone wall of a castle and a crowd of people in generically medieval costumes.

Ash Wednesday

The end is in sight but it’s about another two weeks before I can start filing hours. So I can do a bit more art commissions in between

this tiger toy is a big dill

A tail is a good spot to store your excess size!~ Too bad Aggy didn't know that's what Capra did with it before he started teasing him about it....
(1/2)

Aggy and art is mine, Capra is @floofyhorny.bsky.social !

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD

Happy Year of the Horse!

2000 - 2020 gaming is equivalent to 1970 - 1990 film in evolution of medium and genre and that’s the final word

Customer service is psychic damage, personally

Two drawings of an orc standing nude in water. In the second, he turns around.

The orc covers his crotch with his hands.

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another one for #DoubleChinWeek2026 today because instead of finishing the last piece yesterday i fell asleep. he's shy!!

the "that's not yo man meme" but with Char being mistaken for the Jollibee mascot

wait a minute, we've been lied to

A remember to all to not buy AI-written yokai books!

There are so many great books on yokai written by humans, like Zack's translation of Mizuki below. My own books, of course, and books by other flesh-and-blood authors.

We work hard to make sure you get real information, not hallucinated slop.

Greetings from Ne-co-tat on the ocean.

Astrotrain saying "I choo-choo choose you"

It's that time again!
Art by me.

happy valentine’s day uwu🫶💕

Happy Valentine's Day from Lottie and Dolores 💛🧡

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

lil quickie for my valentines ;)

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️

Especially to the Monster Lovers out there

Prints and mini prints available
#art

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me