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Heathcliff, wearing a turban, floats out of the bathroom and into the living room on top of a bath mat, the same way you would use a flying carpet. Grandma Nutmeg says "The flying bath mat was a mistake."

13 Mar 2026

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1 day ago

Heathcliff holds a large tuba and toots loudly at some birds, who flutter away at his approach. A couple watches him play, and one of them says "Most cats rely on stealth."

12 Mar 2026

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2 days ago

Heathcliff stands on a front yard holding a detonator connected to some dynamite with a long cord. As he pushes the plunger down on the detonator, the dynamite explodes with a puff of smoke and a loud BOOM. The owner of the house, angrily looking out his window, says "I'm tired of replacing lawn gnomes."

11 Mar 2026

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3 days ago

Heathcliff walks past a candy store and towards the meat store that neighbors it. A pair of candy store patrons watch him pass while talking to the store's proprietor, and he says "No, I said 'Meat Tooth'."

10 Mar 2026

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4 days ago

A dog catcher talks to Grandpa Nutmeg holding a large net out behind him horizontally, the net hanging down like a basketball hoop. Heathcliff jumps up and throws a pug into the air towards the net with great form as the dog catcher says "He's got a high pug percentage."

09 Mar 2026

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5 days ago

At the dog pound, Heathcliff and a pound worker play ping pong using a small pug as the ball. They're getting quite the rally going when the boss comes in and says "All right. Knock it off. No Pug Pong."

The Kitty Korner reads "Rodney Griffin of Howey-In-The-Hills, FL, says his cat 'Ani', gets furious when he plays video games. He'll attack the controller until he plays with him!"

08 Mar 2026

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5 days ago

Heathcliff sits contemplatively in an armchair, surrounded by several framed pictures of meat, with a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling on wires. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "His aesthetic is meat core."

07 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

06 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff stands outside a pizza restaurant located right at the edge of a cliff. He opens his pizza box and five small lemmings run out of the box and jump off the edge of the cliff. A pizza shop employee and customer watch the scene, and the employee says "Lemmings don't make good toppings."

05 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff and a crowd of cats walk down the streets, all with DUDE-branded accessories. Some cats are wearing DUDE tee shirts, some wear DUDE helmets, and many of them hold DUDE signs and balloons. They're all cheering, excited about being dudes.
Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "The bro rally was bigger."

04 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."

03 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff stands outside a Robot Wig store, standing next to the Robot Wig salesman. Two robots, wearing spiffy wigs, walk by in the background. The owner of the wig store says "Follow your passion."

02 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff, wearing a black catsuit and domino mask, swings through the night on a grappling hook over city buildings. He leaps into a window in an apartment building as the camera stays outside the building. One of the apartment's occupants says "Oh, honey, you took out the garbage?" The other occupant says "No, the cat burglar strikes again" as Heathcliff swings out of the window carrying a bag of trash.

The Kitty Korner reads "Olivia Derivas of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, says her cat 'Norn' likes to go on walks riding in his stroller!"

01 Mar 2026

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1 week ago

Heathcliff drives in a cheese car- a car made of cheese, of course- next to a mouse, who's yelling and gesticulating wildly from the back seat, to Heathcliff's annoyance. Two other mice watch the pair drive off, and one of them says "He's a terrible backseat driver."

28 Feb 2026

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1 week ago

Hazy stands on a street corner holding a yellow balloon that says "CAT". Grandma Nutmeg looks over at him and says "Must you take that everywhere?"

27 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

Heathcliff sits on a small cat bed underneath a giant poster with the word "ME" in huge text and an arrow, point down to the spot where he's sitting. Grandpa Nutmeg stands off to the side with a guest and says "That's his favorite spot."

26 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

The Amazing Randy, a stage magician, pulls his rabbit, Kevin, out of a hat with a magic wand. Kevin, holding a smaller magic wand, pulls Heathcliff out of another, smaller hat- with Heathcliff wearing a helmet that reads PRESTO. The Amazing Randy, annoyed, says "You always have to upstage me."

25 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

Heathcliff and the Meat Robot walk away from the Meat Store. Heathcliff is wearing a meat helmet and holding a meat flag. Two employees watch him go, and one of them says "This should improve sales."

24 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

Heathcliff sits on top of a huge cat tree about twelve feet in the air, sitting in the Nutmeg family's backyard. Grandma Nutmeg is talking to a neighbor over their back fence, and she says "I've always wanted a maple tree."

23 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

Grandma Nutmeg and a friend sit side by side on chairs in their living room. Heathcliff walks up to the friend and sits all over her, as if there are a dozen Heathcliffs walking and sitting everywhere on and around her. He ends up on her lap, triumphantly holding up a sign that reads "OK", as Grandma Nutmeg says "He thinks you're ok".

The Kitty Korner reads "Jen Jones of Myrtle Beach, SC, says her cat 'Belle' is jealous of her other cats. If Jen shows her sisters too much attention, she'll steal their sleeping spots!"

22 Feb 2026

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2 weeks ago

A mouse in a tiny mouse-sized ambulance, painted blue with a picture of a slice of cheese on the side, drives out of a mouse hole in the Nutmeg residence. Heathcliff and Iggy watch the mouse drive, and Iggy says "Some kind of emergency."

21 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."

20 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff sits on a table at a vet's office as several female cats watch him from the window with hearts in their eyes. The vet, reading off a clipboard, says "Your rizz levels are elevated."

19 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff sits atop a stack of garbage cans, piled high. He holds his hand to his ear, struggling to hear a sanitation worker standing by a garbage truck down on the ground. The sanitation worker says "I said, 'I don't like you very much.'"

18 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff, wearing a clown's wig, makeup, and red nose, sits down next to a yard sign that reads "HEATHCLIFF HEATHCLIFF". A man walking his dog notices him and says "No one should terrify their neighborhood."

17 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Three mice wearing miniature stovepipe hats and chinstrap beards linger around a mouse hole as Grandpa Nutmeg and Heathcliff watch. A pest control worker similarly dressed like Abraham Lincoln says "I've got this."

16 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff and Sonja approach each other lovingly with wrapped gift boxes. Each cat opens the other's present to find they'd both given each other large hams. They romantically kiss in front of the Meat store as its proprietor says "Say it with ham."

The Kitty Korner reads "Marianne Pattillo of Liliburn, GA, says her cat 'Jet' loves garbage day! When he hears the trash truck coming, he runs to the window to watch!"

15 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."

14 Feb 2026

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3 weeks ago

Heathcliff leaps into the air, holding two buns out in front of him. He's chasing a group of birds, who fly away from him. Two men watch from a park bench, and one of them says "He's trying to make a sandwich."

13 Feb 2026

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1 month ago

Two birds sit in a bird bath. Heathcliff watches them from nearby bushes, wearing a bib that says "DAN". One of the birds says "Be careful, Dan."

12 Feb 2026

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