actual heathcliff comics

Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller, reading his fortune in a crystal ball. He's blowing a large gum bubble, the same size as the crystal ball. The fortune teller says "You're quite annoying."

23 Jan 2026

Heathcliff and a skunk sit next to each other, sitting on top of overturned garbage cans and happily eating trash. Heathcliff's fairy godmother and the skunk's fairy godmother- smaller floating ladies who look just like Heathcliff and the skunk, but wearing robes, wands, and witch's hats- happily converse as well. Heathcliff and his fairy godmother both have clothespins over their noses due to the skunk's stench. The skunk says "I'm glad our fairy godmothers get along."

22 Jan 2026

Heathcliff floats away from the gum store, flying gently through the air by blowing a huge gum bubble. The gum store's owner happily looks at him and remarks to a customer, "There goes a real gum guy."

21 Jan 2026

Heathcliff and a robot in a wizard hat carrying a wand walk down the street. Grandpa and Grandma Nutmeg watch them pass from their window, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging around that robot wizard."

19 Jan 2026

Heathcliff sits on his porch, breathing out a cloud of bad breath. The visible green stink cloud forms into a giant visage of Heathcliff, crossing his arms. Two additional puffs of bad breath form into angels, floating by the giant Heathcliff's shoulders. It's revealed that Heathcliff is sitting in front of a sign that says "Beware of Breath". A man walking his dog stops by and says "Good sign". The Kitty Korner reads "Alex Roberts of Wall, NJ, says his cat 'Leo', is a jokester. Whenever he comes home, Leo greets him with claws in his chest. It's how he knows he cares!"

18 Jan 2026

Heathcliff jumps from extremely high down towards Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg, lying down in bed. Grandpa says "Rise and shine."

17 Jan 2026

Heathcliff and three other cats sit in the basket of a blimp, laughing and having a great time. The blimp has the word BRO on its side in huge letters. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg watch them fly over the street, and an unimpressed Grandpa says "Bros will be Bros."

16 Jan 2026

Heathcliff makes a giant snow sculpture of a ham outside the meat store, standing about the height of a man. Two meat store employees watch, and one says "A snow ham takes me back to my childhood."

15 Jan 2026

Heathcliff walks down a park path with a fish in a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish says "Broseph". A couple watches him from a nearby park bench, and one of them says "It's a close relative of the brofish."

14 Jan 2026

A vaguely woman-shaped giant ham stands on the sidewalk in front of the Meat store. She has big eyelashes and big lips, arms and thick legs, and what certainly looks like a big butt. Heathcliff happily looks at her, hearts flying above his head. An employee stands next to him and says "Her name is Capocollo, but she's known as 'The Hot Ham'."

13 Jan 2026

Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch wearing an Abraham Lincoln costume, with a stovepipe hat and a chinstrap beard. The therapist says "I need you to be honest with me."

12 Jan 2026

Heathcliff walks up to a huge Irish wolfhound, who growls at him instinctively. Heathcliff leaps high in the air and begins tickling the dog, walking away as the dog looks perturbed. A bird watching from a nearby tree says "Irish wolfhounds are ticklish". The Kitty Korner reads "Andy Jarrett of Bloomfield, NJ, says her cat 'Olive' loves to watch her family watch TV!"

11 Jan 2026

Two fish sit in a fishbowl, facing the wall. Behind them, Heathcliff leaps down towards the bowl from an egregarious angle. One of the fish says "Is your life flashing before your eyes, too?"

10 Jan 2026

Three mice idly sit on the various platforms on a cat tree as Heathcliff lies down and snores. Iggy and an incensed Grandpa Nutmeg watch, and Iggy says "They love the cat tree."

09 Jan 2026

Grandpa Nutmeg stands on the scale at his doctor's office, with Heathcliff sitting gently atop his head. He's in his underwear and surprisingly well-built for an older guy. The doctor reads the scale and says "Your cat needs to lose weight.

08 Jan 2026

Heathcliff, wearing a bonnet and holding a shepherd's crook like Little Bo Peep, walks down the sidewalk followed by four happy slugs. Two birds watch from a nearby tree and one says "Is it Wednesday already?"

07 Jan 2026

Heathcliff sits as trial, in front of a judge and jury. One of the jurors is a small mouse. Heathcliff's lawyer turns to him and says "I'm worried about your juror number two."

06 Jan 2026

Heathcliff approaches a garbage can. He starts disco dancing around the can before kicking it into the air, incorporating some karate poses into his disco moves. The garbage can lands overturned with a loud KA-BLANG and Heathcliff starts eating a fish skeleton from its contents. Two raccoons watch the display, and one of them says "Sweet". The Kitty Korner reads "Chance Cooper of Wytheville, VA, says his cat 'Penny' loved to be cradled and held like a baby!"

04 Jan 2025

Heathcliff rides down the sidewalk on a large turtle as a man and his dog stand angrily behind them. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Sidewalk rage."

03 Jan 2026

Heathcliff wearing a large Jimmy mask and Jimmy wearing a large Heathcliff mask walk side by side down the sidewalk. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "They're tight."

02 Jan 2026

Oh boy. This is going to be a long one. So: Heathcliff and Iggy are standing on their front step. Out before them, a wide variety of Heathcliff characters walk down the street. The Man-Eating Giant happily walks next to a robot. The sun, wearing sunglasses and a big grin, smiles over a blimp hat says BRO on its side. Two cats float by blowing gum bubbles above a UFO with two aliens. The hype slug yells "Let's go!" on their front lawn. The Garbage Ape, holding two garbage cans, runs down the street, followed by his fairy godmother. And, of course, Jimmy the frog is standing on the sidewalk, staring blankly. Heathcliff and Iggy smile at the sight, and Iggy says "It's going to be a great year.

01 Jan 2026

Heathcliff, wearing a party hat, is carried out of the Nutmeg family New Year's party in handcuffs by two police officers, heading towards a waiting police car. The family looks outside as he's walked out, and Iggy says "So much for his new year's resolutions."

31 Dec 2025

Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller, who reads his fortune from a crystal ball. She says "You're a rascal."

30 Dec 2025

Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja are floating away from the gum store by blowing giant gum bubbles. The store's proprietor and a customer watch them leave, and the owner says "Most people never see the beauty of gum."

29 Dec 2025

Heathcliff and Chauncey the bulldog build snowmen next to each other- Heathcliff's snowman wears a blue "BRO" helmet, while Chauncey's wears a red "DUDE" helmet. Upon finishing the snowmen, they stop to stare each other, approaching each other with the vibe of a Mexican standoff. But suddenly, instead of fighting, the two enemies hug, walking away from the snowmen laughing as text reads "Tis the Season". The Kitty Korner reads "Ryan Eliot of Columbus, OH, says his cat 'Murray' loves to play with twist ties from bread bags more than his own toys!"

28 Dec 2025

Heathcliff and a leopard are walking down a snow-lined street, each wearing a pink helmet that says "Bro". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "That's the snow leopard."

27 Dec 2025

Heathcliff and two other cats rejoice as a slug holding a parade baron leads a line of slugs down the street. Iggy and a friend watch the procession and Iggy says "The slug parade takes forever."

26 Dec 2025

The Nutmeg family excitedly comes downstairs on Christmas morning to find gifts under their Christmas tree. On the tree, suspended as if he's an ornament, is Jimmy the frog, wearing a small Santa hat and fake beard. An excited Iggy says "It's Jimmy Claus!"

25 Dec 2025

Wish a happy birthday to the guy who makes all of this possible!

Heathcliff walks up on his housetop holding a bag of Reindeer Chow, ready to pour it into a trough on the roof. Grandma Nutmeg and a neighbor watch him, and Grandma says "We also leave out milk and cookies."

24 Dec 2025