actual heathcliff comics

Heathcliff, wearing a feathered headdress, walks up to the Pilgrim Gym, a gym where the patrons all wear pilgrim-style buckle hats. The gym's proprietor says "All right, this week we'll make an exception."

25 Nov 2025

Heathcliff drives down the street in a yam car- a yam with wheels and a steering wheel- while wearing a pink helmet that reads YAM. A road sign reads "HAM LIMIT 25". A couple watches him drive by, and one of them says "Not sure of the yam limit."

24 Nov 2025

Heathcliff, wearing a football helmet, grabs a football from a dog catcher, who says "Trust me." He starts running downfield with the ball when a herd of pugs starts chasing him. The pugs jump up and pile on him, bringing him down and making him fumble the ball. They all land in front of the dog catcher, who says "Pugs love to tackle." The Kitty Korner reads "Kody Owsley of Columbus, OH, says his cat 'Robin' doesn't like to be picked up but loves to sit at his feet, yelling at him to try!"

23 Nov 2025

Heathcliff walks towards his artist studio with an easel and paintbrush and wearing a helmet that says "Pie". By the easel in his studio, a pie sits on a plinth. Grandma Nutmeg sits with a friend, watching him walk, and she says "He's painting pie."

22 Nov 2025

Heathcliff is working on a painting in the style of Van Gogh's "Starry Night", but featuring two floating giant floating gravy boats spilling out gravy in elaborate spirals on the impressionistic blue sky. Iggy shows a friend of his the painting and says "Gravy Gravy Night."

21 Nov 2025

Heathcliff sits on his back fence behind a desk, next to a big sign that reads "The Ham Monologues". Next to him, a bowl full of yams with faces chatters, each yam saying the word "Yam." A crowd of cats watches in rapt attention. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy watch the performance from their back window, and Iggy says "It's a success."

20 Nov 2025

Heathcliff, looking like a cool artist in sunglasses and a turtleneck, shows off a series of paintings to an interested couple at an art gallery. The paintings, on different-sized canvases, each show an individual element of a Thanksgiving dinner- a cooked turkey, piles of stuffing and mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and gravy, and other side dishes are all displayed individually. A goateed art curator says "They're available individually, or you can buy the whole meal."

19 Nov 2025

Heathcliff works on a huge marble statue with a hammer and chisel. The statue depicts a fat man relaxing while holding a half-eaten turkey leg. The Nutmeg family watches him work from their back window, and Iggy says "It's called 'The Eater.'"

18 Nov 2025

Heathcliff stands before a turkey at a farm, painting a canvas with an easel in his hand. On the canvas is an image of a cooked turkey on a plate. A small bird watches Heathcliff paint and says "It's something between a still life and a nude."

17 Nov 2025

Heathcliff walks up to a house with a SOLD sign on its lawn. Undeterred, he walks through the city, up a mountain, and across a river before arriving at a trash can. He loudly upends the trash can and eats its content, sitting on top of the overturned receptacle with a smile on his face. The owners of the garbage can look out their window at him and say "I thought this would end when we moved away." The Kitty Korner reads "Aimee Naworal of Jacksonville, FL, says her cat 'Meester Pickles' likes to sniff her husband's shoes and will fall asleep with his head in a shoe!"

16 Nov 2025

Nine clones of Heathcliff all lounge in front of a TV, each one in its own unique relaxation pose. Two mice watch the group of clones, and one of them says "Cats have nine lives."

15 Nov 2025

Grandma Nutmeg unloads groceries as Heathcliff and Iggy stare blankly at a paper bag full of yams, all of which have faces and are muttering "YAM" to themselves ad nauseam. Grandma says "Yams were on sale."

14 Nov 2025

Heathcliff stands outside a candy store near the store's proprietor, holding a large pink lollipop. Jimmy the frog walks away from the store, holding an even larger green lollipop. The candy store owner says "That one is fly-flavored."

13 Nov 2025

Heathcliff is riding on top of an elephant leading a bro parade- there's a yellow sign that says BRO hanging off of the elephant's saddle, and Hearhcliff is holding a similar bro sign. Behind them walks a line of mice, each additionally holding a bro sign. The Nutmeg family watch from the window, and Grandpa says "Not again."

12 Nov 2025

Heathcliff approaches a large blank canvas holding an easel and paintbrush and wearing a yellow helmet with the word "NUDE" emblazoned across it. An angry Grandma Nutmeg looks down at him and says "No nudes."

11 Nov 2025

Heathcliff stands in the dog pound lighting several candles as a wide assortment of dogs sit behind bars, completely calm. Two dog pound employees watch from the door, and one says "He keeps them calm with butt-scented candles."

10 Nov 2025

Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja walk arm in arm across the garbage can-lined streets of Westfinster. Suddenly, they kiss, and the romance of the kiss causes all of the garbage can lids to spontaneously blow off and fly into the air. As they walk away, an owl comments "What a kiss." The Kitty Korner reads "Aiden Moriarty of Holyoke, MA, says his cat 'Pete' after like a tough guy, but he loves to be carried like a baby!"

09 Nov 2025

Heathcliff sits, smiling, on top of an overturned garbage can, a fish skeleton in his mouth. Two raccoons watch him with admiration, and one says "The garbage night GOAT."

08 Nov 2025

Heathcliff, wearing sunglasses, drives in a souped up Batmobile-like car painted Heathcliff orange and designed to look like him. He's pursuing a mouse, who's riding in a tiny car made of a block of cheese. Two cops watch the car chase from the side of the road, and one says "He's on the job."

07 Nov 2025

Grandpa Nutmeg walks down the sidewalk with Heathcliff perched atop his head, both of them with stoic faces. A couple watch the duo past, and one of them says "I only know him as the 'Heathcliff on his head guy.'"

06 Nov 2025

Three tiny apes walk down the street in the manner of the Garbage Ape, bouncing a trash can on top of their small heads. A crowd of three cats cheer as they watch them approach. Two owls watch the entire scene, and one says "Garbage apelings."

05 Nov 2025

Heathcliff pounces down from high up, headed for a fish in a fishbowl. The fish says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."

04 Nov 2025

Heathcliff stands next to a smiling chihuahua on his front sidewalk, breathing a column of flame into the air as a few birds scatter. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch from their window, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."

03 Nov 2025

Iggy is having trouble raking the leaves in his backyard. Heathcliff, dressed in wizard robes and holding a wand, levitates all the leaves in the air and smashes them down into their neighbor's fenced-in yard, coating him in a leaf pile. As Heathcliff walks away, Iggy says "The new neighbor is a dog person." The Kitty Korner reads "Stephen Butler of Savannah, GA, says his cat 'Quest' is his best friend around. Whenever they've been apart, Quest is so happy to see him!"

02 Nov 2025

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk with a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish inside the bowl says "Bro." They're passing by a man with a similar fishbowl on his head sitting on a bench with his wife. The man's fish says "Dude", and the man says "I've always wanted one of those."

01 Nov 2025

Heathcliff walks up to a stand labeled "Headless Hot Dogs" and grabs a hot dog from a dullahan with a jack o lantern for a head, dressed in a polo shirt and holding a pair of tongs like any normal hot dog cart employee. Iggy and a friend watch the transaction, and Iggy says "His favorite spot."

31 Oct 2025

Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."

30 Oct 2025

Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."

29 Oct 2025

Heathcliff sits at a beef cider stand, which is like a lemonade stand but he's selling beef cider. Dracula, holding a glass of the stuff, casually talks to Frankenstein's Monster, saying "My doctor told me to cut down on blood."

28 Oct 2025

Heathcliff and Iggy face a graveyard with several ghosts flying in the sky, all of them saying "Bro". Iggy says "It's way worse than 'Boo.'"

27 Oct 2025