actual heathcliff comics

A cactus sitting on a windowsill watches colored autumn leaves fall outside and audibly swears. Heathcliff and Grandma Nutmeg stands behind the cactus, looking at it. Grandma says "The cactus resents the fall foliage."

06 Oct 2025

A bunch of cats stand on the sidewalk at night, listening for a faraway "THUMP THUMP THUMP." Three small apes walk by with confetti as the thumps get louder. Suddenly, the garbage ape appears, holding two outstretched garbage cans. The cats rejoice at the garbage ape's approach. The ape leaves the cans, full of garbage, in front of the cats as they cheer, and an owl comments "The garbage ape returns." The Kitty Korner reads "Abbey Sanchez of Chicago, IL, says her cat 'Gregor' grabs food from her plate and runs around the house with the food in his mouth!"

05 Oct 2025

Heathcliff stands before a truck labeled Birdwatcher's Society wearing a park ranger hat and binoculars, silently directing them. The driver leans out of the window and says "Scat!"

04 Oct 2025

Heathcliff walks past a fish market wearing a chain with a fish skeleton on it that actually looks hard as hell. He's blinged out, basically. Anyways two fishmongers watch him pass, and one of them says "I want one of those."

03 Oct 2025

Heathcliff stands in front of a yellow sign that says BRO, pointing at it with one of those pointers professors use. In front of him is a green fish in a fishbowl, who repeats "Bro". The Nutmeg Family watches, and Iggy says "Practice makes perfect".

02 Oct 2025

Heathcliff, wearing his robe and wizard hat, levitates a math textbook, piece of paper, and pencil around in the air with his magic wand before a delighted Iggy. Grandpa Nutmeg, looking sternly up from his newspaper in the adjoining living room, says "He better not be doing your homework."

01 Oct 2025

Heathcliff looks out his window to his front yard, where a giant ornamental milk fountain in the shape of a huge milk bottle shoots out milk that cascades down. An unamused Grandma Nutmeg stands behind Heathcliff and says "I hate it."

30 Sep 2025

Heathcliff stands on business on his doorstep, surrounded by garden gnomes, all of whom are wearing helmets that read "Bro". A pair of neighbors look on, and one of them says "Bro gnomes."

29 Sep 2025

Heathcliff plays guitar along his street at night. A large group of owls, spread across many rooftops, sing along as Heathcliff continues to play. He eventually makes his way to a band of cats, with another owl singing to a microphone and a group of owls and cats dancing along. Two owls watch from a tree, and one says "Heathcliff's Hootenanny." The Kitty Korner reads "Nicky B of Astoria, OR, says his cat 'Levi' waits for the baby to leave the swinging cradle so he can sleep in it all day!"

28 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks away from a mousetrap with a white charging cable instead of cheese. Two mice look at the mousetrap, one holding a phone. The mouse says "He always knows when my battery is low."

27 Sep 2025

Heathcliff and three other friends walk down the street, laughing, wearing pink helmets that say "BRO". Two birds watch from a tree, one saying "We should get helmets, bro."

26 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks out of the gym rubbing his neck in pain. He's walking next to a giraffe, who looks equally tired. An employee says "Neck day."

25 Sep 2025

Jimmy the frog, wearing a white suit and bowtie, stands in front of a billboard depicting himself in the same getup. The billboard says "Cool... James Cool Cologne". A worried-looking Heathcliff looks over at Jimmy, and Iggy says "How are sales?"

24 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks out of the town hall carrying a briefcase and an armful of blueprints, a sour expression on his face. Two dog catchers talk next to him, and one of them says "They rejected his gargoyles on the dog pound."

23 Sep 2025

Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."

22 Sep 2025

Heathcliff hears music and walks towards its source- a small mouse spinning records to a mouse dance party. He leaps towards the party and kicks all the mice out of the house- except for the dj, who now spins records for a group of cats. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg watch the party, and Iggy says "He kept the DJ." The Kitty Korner reads "Nancy Weber of Brooklyn, NY, says her cat 'Betty Sue' sleeps under the bed covers with her head on the pillow!"

21 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk wearing a beekeeping suit and holding a sign that says "BEES". A swarm of bees follow him, leaving the apiaries of two beekeepers. One of the beekeepers says "I don't like them hanging around with him."

20 Sep 2025

Heathcliff walks out of a tailor's shop wearing a pink cape that says MEAT. The tailor watches proudly, admiring his handiwork. His assistant cheerily says "Fire."

19 Sep 2025

Heathcliff floats away from the gum store blowing a big gum balloon. His angry girlfriend Sonja stands at the entrance of the store next to the store's proprietor, who tells her "He was born under a wandering star."

18 Sep 2025

Heathcliff looks up at a birdcage with a single yellow bird in it, waiting patiently with his hands behind his back. The bird looks back at him and says "Stop sauteing me with your eyes."

17 Sep 2025

Heathcliff drives an ox-driven stagecoach down a suburban street, wearing a cowboy hat and gloves and holding a whip majestically in the air. Two mice are visible through a barred window in the back of the wagon, imprisoned. A couple watch him drive by, and one of them says "The exterminator came highly recommended."

16 Sep 2025

Heathcliff's girlfriend Sonja yells at him as he stands just off of a sidewalk, wearing a red tee shirt with the letter B on it. Three other cats, wearing identical tee shirts that read R, O, and S, respectively, wait in line for him to be done. Two birds watch from a tree, and one says "This is common with bros."

15 Sep 2025

Heathcliff, looking like an unfinished black and white sketch, yawns and sleepily walks past Grandpa Nutmeg and Iggy, who look completely normal. He pours himself a cup of coffee and drinks it, and suddenly he looks normal again, inked and in full color. Iggy and Grandpa Nutmeg watch him drink, and Iggy says "He's not himself until he's had his coffee." The Kitty Korner reads "Michael Weiss of Oil City, PA, says his cat 'Pablo' hangs from the screen door when he gets home!"

14 Sep 2025

Heathcliff and an alien walk down the sidewalk. Both of them have fish tanks balanced atop their heads, and the fish inside the tanks both say "Bro". The alien also says "Bro."

13 Sep 2025

Heathcliff stoically walks down the street as his classic cartoon shoulder angel and devil- both of which naturally look like him- fight each other angrily above him. Two birds watch from a tree, and one says "The battle rages on."

12 Sep 2025

Heathcliff stands in front of a guest of the Nutmeg household, who's sitting in on a chair as Grandpa Nutmeg gets him drinks. Heathcliff's holding a small hand puppet of himself. The guest says "Your cat's puppet is making me nervous."

11 Sep 2025

Jimmy, wearing sunglasses, stands in front of a storefront with "Jimmy Cool Life Coach" painted in huge letters on its window. Heathcliff watches from across the street, visibly sad, as Iggy asks him "How's business?"

10 Sep 2025

Heathcliff sits in a lounge chair with a helmet that says "Bro" next to a tank full of bro fish, all of which are chattering the word "Bro" to themselves. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "He comes here to think."

09 Sep 2025

Heathcliff quietly drives a ham car (a car made out of a large ham) while wearing a helmet that says Ham, next to a sign that reads "Ham Limit 25". Two people on the sidewalk watch him pass, and one of them says "The electric ham barely makes a sound."

08 Sep 2025

Heathcliff and three small kittens walk up Tina series of garbage cans, with Heathcliff helpfully pointing the cans out to them. Heathcliff flips a can over with a loud "KA-BLANG", and, following his lead, the three kittens do all the same. All four cars sit on top of the overturned garbage cans, happily eating trash together. The Kitty Korner reads "Morgan Ekrod of Philadelphia, PA says her cat 'Samantha' is the best kitty! She also has two brothers, Olaf and Taz!"

07 Sep 2025