Anthelia 🪸

Decidedly team stingray as we are evidently aerial acrobatics brethren in stealth

Nobody told me they have One Punch Man themed fairing kits

Him: I figured out seasonal affective disorder, guys!!

Them: Don’t listen to him, it’s the jacket

Her: It’s giving me pinguecula but ok

Some garage somewhere special

✨ Immaculate ✨

I wouldn’t ever mod with astroturf

But I would strap on a mod

When people ask about the scar on my lip, I tell ‘em I slipped stepping on a TERF

899 Ducati Panigale with wee ooh wee ooh wee lil w lights

Q: What do you call an illegally modded Panigale?

A: TITSOAK, Bella

Abandoned Yamaha vision

POV: Your odometer reveals a culmination of Perfect Blue, Jessica Jones, and Mob Psycho 100

Gift wrapped with limerance

Oh darling, for me? You shouldn’t have!

/kick starts for 30 minutes

… Ok well at least it won’t be an abductor’s first pick

They’re giving…. garage kept weekenders

Commander Shepard and Thane Krios on their last jaunt before bidding farewells. The Cessna 172 can seat only a select few, after all.

Lesson learned: Using Google Maps voice assistant in a motorcycle riding + bluetooth headset + hidden or blind map use case is like cypher battling with Summer Wars' Love Machine

Idk bruv, if it were mine, I’d use this sticker instead of more adverts

What is buy one get one free if not just buy two get 50% off?

Yoshimura x Honda x Ohlins

Husqvarna x WP

They’re giving tiny bouncer vibes. Like let’s get some toys

Mind when I get your mind?
That’s when you’re MINE, get it?

“As if”
– Ancient Proverb

Thirsty Suitors 💦 Gotta love the handwashing animation

It do be like that sometimes

Théo GOUDE’s Tofu

🎵 Tofu tofu
life is plain as tofu
When I look around
Everybody looking so cool

🫛 Two cut tails in a pod

~Braaaaap~ go the weasels

#yoshimura #werkes

“WHAT A CUTE GOKU”
– Press A to Gay while building a dad char in Dream Daddy

So. What’s it like to eat a mouse? Oh it’s crunchy, you say? Hm have you heard of balut? Perhaps you’d like it, just a guess.

Fangs concealed behind a beguiling reptilian coil at rest. I dare not disturb its slumber

Alice In Chains? No, Alice’s. In Wonderland?? No just… y’know what? Nevermind

Alice before turning it up to SEAsia tier 11

The Mosskin served as references

After building figurine models together in Hollow Knight, Sheo and the Nailsmith custom painted this Triumph Bonneville

Y-your eyes match the uhh chat bubble

Working on it, little one

The parallels with Taiwan’s timelines of pastel-veneered martial aftereffects were just too difficult to ignore, too real beyond imagination

Kawasaki KLR650 with bungeed soft and hard luggage. Not pictured, duct tape fix on the bike’s left side

There were these 90s car ads that’d end with “Like a Rock”.

When I once rode from SF to Joshua Tree, I crossed paths with this set up by a travel nurse who rode from Alaska to Los Angeles… like a rock.

aka when your stats are desert pilled like Sheikh of definitely not the Hyrule empire

I Was a Teenage Exo-Colonist feels like riding a moped in Taipei for the first time. Sure, there’s community battery swaps but your proprioception best be on pointe

1966 Moto Guzzi Galletto with a smol rooster logo

It’s as if the Iron Giant origami folded its leftovers, Dean painted the rooster, and Kent or the General argued over the seat. Annie’s gotchu on the spare tire though

Gold forked liter motorcycle and an unharnessed urban mutt with facial alopecia

Carbon fiber mods on a track bike is a… choice.

Nobody asked but she deserved an all-wheel drive car with high torque. Not some rwd artisanal-intensive Porsche 911 wannabe… smh

turn-based strategy video game screenshot

them: any weekend plans?
me: roleplaying misato vs angels
them: pics or it didn’t happen
me: