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It’s fucked up how far the comma key is from the number pad. Who the fuck decided that. “Oh, the character paired extremely frequently with numbers typed on the number pad? Let’s put it between M and the period” is a statement said by the utterly deluded and insane

“APPS WE NEED NOW!!” -Common Sense -Respect for Troops -Play song from when music was good -Pinterest for GUYS

Lammy Blows It

wish I went to a college with a mascot so I could have microdosed being a furry

everything will prob be okay but i gotta freak out first

repost if you lowkey 🐰 af

Almost forgot, image credit goes to @bluerosetori.com

Louise’s Dojo pic at Supernova ‘25 (photo by bluerosetori)

Love da homies

A package of gummy bears with a small, white rock in it

Just found a rock in my package of gummy bears, brb choking on it so I can get a fat settlement check

I had a great time yesterday at Don’t Throw, I got 9th/31 in singles and 3rd/9 in Doubles teaming with Shoe Legend. It’s a great venue, and I’ll def be going for the pre local before supernova that’s being held there

congrats to this years sanrio character ranking winner, pompompurin! 💫

Steven A Smith absolutely bewildered and exasperated

Had two job interviews this week. The first one, the interviewer didn’t show up for the interview. The other? A fake job posted by a recruiting agency looking for workers

Playing ranked games online is scary

A raccoon behind a tree. Not related to the post in the slightest. Unless you want to interpret me as the raccoon peering around the tree to tell you about how I did in bracket

Shoutouts to the homies at Park on the Grass ‼️ GGs to Steven, Gibblez, Flowjam, and SR. 13th out of 31 losing to two Marths

I finally unlocked the Erratic deck in Balatro, and I see why they kept this one for last. I’m already pretty trigger-happy to reset runs when the first tags or the first boss isn’t what I want, but now that I can reset and get a new random deck every time I find myself restarting every 3 minutes

Got hit with the ‘Boss asked me to come into work on a day I’m usually working from home’ into ‘Boss calls out of work sick after 20 minutes of being at work’ true combo

It has come to my attention that his name is ‘Sambob’ and not ‘Sandbob’ LOL

Cat with speech bubble saying “……gulp”

Went to Tapped In today, I went 2-2 beating Mammoth, losing to Seke, beating River (again lol sorry River), and losing to Sandbob. Good vibes and good times 😄 Would def go to another if it happens again

A screenshot of a job listing offering a job that pays at "$60-100K/hr"

These fake salaries on job listings are just getting more and more unbelievable...

I do yearn for the days of having locals at an actual venue, though. House tournaments are great and all but it’s just a different vibe, ya feel me?

I completely forgot to post about last Friday! POTG2 went great, I played Maxi really close, then beat Mezic and Junglesnipes before losing to Ronan. Always great seeing MDVA locals having such high demand ☺️

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

Deltarune in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!

Floating cat orb

I went 2-2 and got 17th/43 at BMW losing to 2nd place and then 4th place

Drinking a Redbull is like having an angel breath life into you. Drinking a Celsius is like being reanimated by a necromancer

a pic of me voting for Pompompurin (The best Sanrio character)

POMPOMPURIN SUPREMACY

I would play SO MUCH MORE rivals 2 if Dan would do the honorable thing and take Zetterburn back behind the woodshed and erase the mistake he brought into the world

There’s someone in my office who’s changed their Microsoft Teams notification sound to the Super Mario Sunshine coin collection sound and it makes me smile every time I hear it