Elise

In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.

Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.

Please share here and everywhere!

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I delete any message I get

Lenny

we did it Joe

Totally agree. Sometimes I think if he put even half that energy into actually serving people, the country might look a whole lot different right now. Sadly, the stage always seems more important to him than the audience...

Trump to hold news conference on crime in DC after threatening federal takeover President Trump to hold news conference Monday to discuss crime in Washington, D.C., after days of railing about the nation’s capital being “out of control.”

abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru... ANOTHER SHOW TO DEVIATE THE ATTENTION OF UGLY TARIFFS, THE PRICE INCREASES, THE INABILITY TO LEAD THE NATION , THE POOR LEADERSHIP, THE COUNTRY IS ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE PROGRESSIVE WORLD, THE GENOCIDE OF JAILED INMIGRANTS, THE INCREASINGLY UNEMPLOIMENT ,.

Ugh, seriously… he’s never done a single day of real stats work. Not one. Yet there he is, parading around like the BLS owes him the mic or something. And yeah, he’s got the PhD, the shiny Heritage title blah blah..... which honestly just makes it worse. Like… why is he even talking?

South Park

Every flower matters. Every bee matters🐝🐝

Totally fair. We deserve some fun wins🫣🤭

This is why trust in institutions is collapsing. Actions like this erode everything🙂

When the host nation becomes the warning.... what’s the Olympics even for?

Our lovely cat, adopted from a rescue a year ago, is being operated on this morning to remove an old airgun pellet from his skull. We had no idea it was there until it caused an infection last week. Very grateful for any fingers you could cross for him.

Wishing a smooth surgery and fast recovery🙏He’s got this!💪

I wish I could say I’m surprised, but this is the pattern now...

Fox News hosts are furious that Big Balls and Holly got beat up and people just filmed it instead of intervening.

“Who stands there and watches as someone gets attacked?”

These same people are perfectly fine with ICE kidnappings.

Selective outrage is the loudest silence

Oof, I’ve had that exact same emotional rollercoaster. Brutal😂

Who are these donors, and what do they expect in return?

The Week Ahead Sunday August 3, 2025

This week marks the 60th anniversary of the Voting Rights Act, but there’s not a lot to celebrate. There is, however, a positive action that you can take, right now, to help.

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No one risks their health like this unless they’re desperate

Sometimes leaving is the boldest stand

Exactly. The Founders didn’t dump tea in Boston Harbor so one guy could slap tariffs on sneakers from his golf cart

If the Smithsonian can’t handle truth, how can it handle history?

Stupid comedy done right is an art form

Exactly. The pattern isn’t accidental it’s the point

He’s not steering. He’s flooring it into the wall

If words could stop bombs, Gaza would be quiet by now

If tariffs had footnotes, Epstein would be all over them?

the main thing you need to know about all these tariffs is that Donny's name is on every page of the Epstein Files

From gamble to growth...Zeteo’s journey is impressive