A Strange Signal - by Maurice Hopkins

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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It’s been cleansing not really interacting much with social media. Giving it up whole-cloth seems unlikely, but… I don’t miss posting all that much. This is my first post in… a while. Not sure when I’ll do it again.

I feel weird in that I naturally have so few. They’re almost exclusively TTRPG related or for ADHD.

Drop knowledge on you, he will.

Seen here: me in our kitchen.

Because the world doesn’t make any goddamned sense anymore. Why the hell not?

Did I misspell an old racist’s name recently?

Yup. And they deserved it.

Because fuck Strom Thurmann.

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Sometimes you don’t get the heroes you want, but you get the right person for the moment. Keep it up, Cory.

When Strahd understands it and you don’t… maybe you need to take a good, long, hard look in the mirror.

Unless he already bit you. Then you need to commission a portrait and look at that instead.

In Barovia, trans rights are human rights

❤️❤️❤️

Yessssssss. First spring storm is here. Welcome, friend!

Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed

Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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Intensely not fun facts. public.tableau.com/app/profile/...

This book spits hot fire. All you spicy brains out there like me… worth it.

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism  WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]

“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Kinda hard not to think they're... chopping up the country and stripping it of all its protections in order to serve us up to something, someone worse. They're just putting the country's neck not just under the boot, but the blade.

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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