Senorita Ding Dong

The Spurs were down, but I kept watching cause they were talking about hot dogs. I was rewarded well.

Jerk

Someone backed her head into my lip. Did I get an apology? Did I get sympathy? No!

Lucy would get so excited she'd scare it away

don't forget when Rust scores too!

The Pens’ Big Mac promotion feeds their fans more than the government

Your 2042 first round NHL draft pick Ernie Gordon…

Why does Tom Brady steal company mugs?

She thinks she’s running the bases

Baltimore-Miami wasn’t exciting enough for ESPN to give it three segments

I’m not sure what made my eyes bulge more, his weird obsession for punishing people in socks or his response of “well, I don’t know about that”, when asked if people who don’t dress up to his standards should be executed.

Sandy Koufax has to be the last person alive from the Mr Ed Dodgers episode

Making friends while outside…

She did not get chocolate.

Mirl when I’ve had that after dinner piece of chocolate cake

McDonald’s giving a free Big Mac for when the Pens score in the final five feels like Krusty Burger’s Olympic promotion so far.

I was never big on Arch, I lived through the Sims years, but even I realize Texas is just making this worse by keeping him in. Every week you hear about how he practiced something, and he does opposite of that.

Next time I’m just gonna put the window down and save some money

I forgot to add, she just got groomed on Monday.

After working late, being woken up early to hear she rolled around in someone else’s poop and having to wash her, she better look this cute

It’s grackle time!!!

Freddie Freeman has a haircut you could set your watch to.

Watching the Ranger fans learn the difference from goals to expected goals is nice cause it’s not the Pens

I guess as a well acclaimed actress PR figured she wouldn’t need to rehearse this, but she botches it from the beginning with this look

Turn that frown upside down

Rawr! 🦖

When that neck scratch feels so right and you look like you’re descended from dinosaurs

Watching old Simpsons episodes and honestly, why didn’t Macy*s ever use this as a parade balloon?

I’d sacrifice sleep for this.

You can like those calls now, but they come back and sometimes in spades.

Tigers and Mariners fans are probably promising to donate more than just old lima beans and pumpkin mix right about now.

That PPG