John of the North

John of the North

@shutupmac.bsky.social

I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor. My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk

2,287 Followers 621 Following 3,674 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 months ago

Change one letter and ruin a candy

GERDs Gummy Clusters

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3 months ago

back on my bullshit

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4 months ago

Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️

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4 months ago

Let's cross the street. Yes I see that bus coming, but we have right of way. Of course it'll stop. Oh please, why on earth would Sandra Bullock be driving a bus

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4 months ago

EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT

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4 months ago

My dog is a fearless badass until the robot vacuum bumps into her.

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4 months ago

At this point legitimate journalists should just not go to these press briefings. Unbelievable.

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4 months ago

Not to brag but I got a full 8 hours of over-thinking

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4 months ago
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window

Our government is comprised of 12-year-olds. Unreal.

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4 months ago

If you say Mountain Dew three times in the mirror, Wilford Brimley will appear and give you type three diabetes.

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4 months ago

trying to sleep:
eyes closed ✅
room dark but not too dark ✅
quiet but not too quiet ✅
cold but covered with some feathers ✅
horizontal, head on some feathers ✅
brain: ‘did you hear that sound from 3 rooms away? let’s think about a conversation from 2006’

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4 months ago

I hope you take it easy as well

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4 months ago

I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.

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4 months ago

That looks seriously comfy

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4 months ago

Adding lots of new words to my moderation filters today wheeeee

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4 months ago

what.

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4 months ago

I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it

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4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 months ago

Those are adorable!

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4 months ago
This is a photo of a plastic bag that prominently states “This bag is not a toy”.

Well not with that attitude it isn’t

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4 months ago

Maybe not that song, but I’d love to hear some of the songs you’ve written!

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4 months ago

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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4 months ago

I read a book about orators. It really spoke to me.

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4 months ago

share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

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4 months ago

I feel the same way about all social media. It’s not a fun place to be anymore.

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4 months ago

I’m sorry you’re sad, I hope your day gets better

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5 months ago

“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder

“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain

“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia

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5 months ago
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a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god " ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "
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5 months ago

I’m not so much cloaked in Gucci and in scandal as I am cloaked in T.J. Maxx and anxiety.

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5 months ago

one thing that i think is good to do is shape your perspective for the day before you have looked at the news and then also, for the rest of the day, don’t look at the news

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