John of the North

Mastodon? Hahahahaha no.

sorry, there’s a lot to unpack here and my meds aren’t you’re cutting it today

her: I like bad boys

me:

never look back

me: your honor, if we might request a brief recess

judge: granted

me: hell yeah monkey bars

I should take a trip to Wales

I may not be likable but I’m also not wealthy too.

Basically: I'm doing okay until I'm not.

You kick ass, M 😊

Some days all I can muster is looking at the pictures

I always thought that a ride share was when you had an open marriage.

I talked with Thomas Dolby for about 15 minutes after one of his shows just nerding out about music technology and stuff. Best conversation ever.

That’s hot

Shutdown: The Musical

Nothing ruins my Friday more than waking up to discover that it’s still only Thursday.

I hope he’s feeling better soon

“No worries,” I say, from the fetal position.

🫂🫂🫂

a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on the screen .

lol

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Who let Little Enis out?

I put the at in what the hell is wrong with her

Now this is Content

I put the ope in hopeless

The Last Of Us Part 2, the aquarium there is one of the hideout locations

Hey I know that from a video game lol

I wonder if my insurance covers time in a medbed

You can drive over 12 hours and still be in Texas

I shouldn’t have to go to work when my dog is napping in my lap

(unboxing military grade jet pack) zero percent chance i get trapped in a corn maze this year i stg

*cries in Careless Whisper*