This Is Football Country

You've got to stop them either way, onsides or not. At least onside you have a chance to possess. Now?

Two penalties on one play that reminds us this isn't the same game we grew up with.

Can't miss that one c dub

Not too late for the Vikings to trade for Shedeur. Just straight up swap 1:1 with the Browns . Would it really be any different? And upside seems so much higher...

has any one team done more for a franchise’s perception than the ‘85 Bears?

Vikings fans: Sam Darnold had a near MVP season but stumbled down the stretch. He ain't it. We definitely need to go with this unproven Michigan guy who threw 7 passes a game. He's clearly the answer.

Bro they sent Darnold packing for this. Can you imagine?

I do feel like Michigan fans sold us a bill of goods about this guy

Beo looks like Caleb left his arm in the locker room at the half...

Yeah maybe not...

I don't know about that choice on 4th down bro... Low percentage pass tbh

Bears look like a playoff team fr.

Caleb's got an awful lot of time back there.

Monday Night Football. Vikings Bears. Can’t beat it.

J.J. McCanHe or J.J. McCantHe?

MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT FOR TEAM AAPI

To illustrate how absurd this is, here are the starting QBs that did *not* clear 250 total yards in a full game today:

Baker Mayfield
Joe Burrow
Tua Tagovailoa
Bryce Young
Trevor Lawrence
Kyler Murray
Spencer Rattler
Aaron Rodgers
Justin Fields
Russell Wilson
Jaylen Daniels
Cam Ward
Bo Nix (1/2)

godDAMN

An absolute classic.

Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry both appeared to be invincible football gods for like 55 minutes and you LOST

Bro wut

Derrick Henry, y'all

You know Derrick Henry is an all-timer bc even the nerds have abandoned the usual carries/age arguments when it comes to him. Like everyone just acknowledges he isn't a real person.

Love this replay of Micah Parsons first sack in GB

Derrick Henry doing Derrick Henry things.

Every so often I see takes from random people that Jalen Ramsey eschews contact, a take so divorced from reality it's impossible to believe people hold it. Anyway holy shit Jalen Ramsey

Jalen Ramsey calls game in very Steelers fashion.

Geno Smith and the Raiders had 9 completions of 20+ yards today against the Patriots.

No other offense has had more than 5 such completions so far in Week 1.

Bro, Packers vs Steelers Superbowl? Can you imagine?

Back on his Skatteboo-shit