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David Paul "Crispy Dave"

@crispydave.bsky.social

- Gerlach Regional Refugee - Cacophonist Anarchist Provacatier - Outgoing Introvert - Owner of a lonely heart - Meta refugee seeking asylum

80 Followers  |  93 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  2.171

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๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ก

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

28.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25194    ๐Ÿ” 8922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 909    ๐Ÿ“Œ 345

It's a Trap!

27.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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well this is what you got to do for the bbc who actually screws your wife

23.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing Donnie Jr needs more cocaine that's why this is going on

23.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what solidarity looks like. Together, we will win.

19.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30307    ๐Ÿ” 7520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 878    ๐Ÿ“Œ 388

ICE ATTEMPTS TO RAPE A SMALL CHILD

15.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh look another ICE AGENT trying to rape a child

15.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ha

24.09.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28045    ๐Ÿ” 7653    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 461    ๐Ÿ“Œ 257

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

24.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8252    ๐Ÿ” 2253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

sounds like Texas needs the national guard to deploy

24.09.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thomas Massie says the FBI has 20 names in the Epstein files they refuse to investigate. Kash Patel acted like he had no idea what Massie was talking about. Beyond Trump, who are they protecting?

19.09.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

where exactly are these hot springs

16.09.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile in New York someone has dressed up as Trump in a hospital gown with an IV infusion of bleach.

*Chef's kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ

02.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1778    ๐Ÿ” 310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

TACO hands

28.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson hit with new accusation showing โ€˜clear-cut violationโ€™ of federal law House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a โ€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign ...

House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a โ€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign finance laws,โ€ newly filed complaints allege.

www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

08.08.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2394    ๐Ÿ” 762    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 196    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.

And then that guy was "silenced" forever.

And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

10.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39094    ๐Ÿ” 12850    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 964    ๐Ÿ“Œ 560

he is a complete stupid pos

05.08.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is awesome glad they got what they asked for

02.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let's see, a bunch of men raped little girls and the only one in prison is a woman.

01.08.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, yes! we have no bananas

06.06.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, yes! we have no bananas.

06.06.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources Mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia is on the way back to the United States to face charges of transporting undocumented migrants within the U.S., sources say.

abcnews.go.com/US/mistakenl...

06.06.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we have a winner

29.05.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let's hope for one more and a trifecta

27.05.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Honoring those who made the ultimate sacrifice for their country. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

#SomberMemorialDay

26.05.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24916    ๐Ÿ” 3321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 322    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
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got to meet Capt Kirk

25.05.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fat chicks for Trump?

24.04.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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