epic HERO sextuple legend

frlg is just making me want to replay hgss but idk what kind of team to run this time

i was drinking rt 44 dr peppers as an elementary school student, this person is nuts

i’ve already hit my quota of good night’s sleep for the year :(

oooooooooog i ate too much mapo tofu and now i am fighting for my life to stay awake

i am so sad r/metroid doesn’t have custom flair enabled and i feel like the other mods would get mad if i enabled it just to make that my flair

She put on the Slayzon Suit to defeat Mother Brain and destroy the Cuntroids

oh my god

okay time to mail dupe glitch master balls

it’s her day to clog it

try not to say mother challenge difficulty level: impossible

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Adjust the DS Clock Until Bowser Dies of Old Age

Idk man gen 1 just hot different Gen 1: Rock Mime Bird Clay Eggs

Jinjo is standing on Grunty's Jinjo smasher. Two jiggies are rigged to roll down the tracks, eventually colliding with each other where he stands.

Help!

i needed to see for myself if it was real and it really, really is. this is absolutely fucking tragic.

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

oh okay

cs3 apparently did not learn their lesson on the criterion reward structure in the slightest

Kesha denounces the White House’s usage of her song ‘Blow’ for a TikTok video of bombings:

“I absolutely do NOT approve of my music being used to promote violence of any kind… don't let this distract us from the fact that criminal predator Donald Trump appears in the Files over a million times.”

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

at least the stairs are padded for when you fall down them

blech, i'm rusty as hell

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

there is no metric by which this is true. even 2028 primary polling (which is meaningless in general but seems like a fair yardstick here) doesn’t have him on top.

just a brazen attempt to impose him on us by the rich and the commentariat.

i am so fucking done with these people

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand snowball wipe that also somehow managed to take out every single chemist. awesome. fucking awesome.

LIKE NO, MAN, I SIGN UP FOR DRAGON AND I EXPECT TO SEE A FUCKING DRAGON. STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME BY TELLING PEOPLE IT'S OKAY TO WASTE EVERYONE'S FUCKING TIME