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Author, attorney, Award-winning columnist. Groucho Marxist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.

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Bright moon framed between pine trees

Bright moon framed between pine trees

La Bella Luna

08.10.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She probably couldn't provide documentation of her assigned sex at birth so they could send her to the proper restroom

06.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you treat the population as an enemy, they're not going to treat you as liberators. Counterinsurgency 101.

06.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE Barbie is complaining that her jackbooted masked thugs deployed in Chicago aren't getting served in local eateries.
Someone tell her that when you deploy troops into a supposed war zone, you need to make provisions to supply them yourself.

06.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

Somebody needs to tell President Pedo that doing everything in his power to make the shutdown more painful for Americans seriously undercuts his message that it's a "Democrat shutdown."

04.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of King's work is unsuitable for children. I read them as a teenager anyway.

04.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live near Fort Bragg, home of Special Forces. My kids played soccer with some kids whose dads were in the Army, but who had shaggy hair & the occasional beard. That means one thing: SF operator, probably Delta. I'd like to see Pete Kegstand tell one of those guys they don't have "warrior ethos."

03.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In his 2023 application to change his name, the reason given was "There have been a lot of events in my life that I don't understand." It's just so sad.

01.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The closest thing to a political stance is his assertion that he'd been 'Human Trafficked" by a local church pursuant to an "LGBQT laid out plan" for the "ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY."

01.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to the miracle of Odyssey (NC's new courts program), I've been able to see the lawsuits that the Southport, NC shooter filed pro se in Brunswick County. There's no manifesto here. This guy was clearly wrapped up in a hellish tangle of bizarre, twisted delusions and paranoia.

01.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can completley understand the desire to see the military take President Pedo off the boards, especially after today's debacle at Quantico. But if you look around at recent military coups, they rarely end well.

30.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EVERY time since Columbine that people have been slaughtered at school, house of worship, theater, etc. we have been screeched at by 2nd amendment freaks about the right to protect against tyranny.

Where are they now?

OH they’re masked in camo *checks notes* DOING ALL THE TYRANNY.

#AbolishICE

29.09.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7
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Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands Military personnel were seen trading in automatic weapons for mandolins and zithers.

Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

27.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally coming back to California Bear by Duane Swieyrczynski. Also, I picked up the first volume of William Manchester's Winston Churchill bio and got unexpectedly hooked by the first chapter. So, as is my wont, I'm alternating fiction and nonfiction.

26.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not approve of UN diplomats walking out of Netanyahu's speech.

They should stay in their chairs and ostentatiously play on their phones so he has to watch them ignoring him.

26.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The indictment of James Comey shows us two things:

1. It doesn't matter what you've done to placate or please Donald Trump, he'll eventually come after you.

2. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

26.09.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL about St. Lawrence , an early Christian , who was condemned to die by the emperor Valerian by being roasted to death on an iron griddle. After a few minutes, he called out "Okay, you can turn me over, i'm done on this side." St. Lawrence is now the patron saint of cooks & comedians. True story.

24.09.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As I used to tell a friend when he complained about getting old: yeah, but there's only one way to stop it.

I miss him.

24.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Erikkka Kirk said she forgave the shooter, that's when I knew he was MAGA.

24.09.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says 'I hate my opponents' at Charlie Kirk's memorial At Charlie Kirk’s memorial service, President Donald Trump described Kirk as someone who wanted to reach people and β€œdid not hate his opponents” and wished the best for them. Trump noted that this was...

Remember when the go-to right wing line was that "liberals are filled with hate"?

www.nbcnews.com/now/video/tr...

22.09.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I said 'you know they refused Jesus, too', the guy said 'you're not him." -Bob Dylan

21.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone else have a dog like this? πŸ˜†

21.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4

Yes

21.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Foreign investors have been adding hedges to their exposure to U.S. assets, which will likely further weaken the dollar."

Thanks, President Pedo!

www.morganstanley.com/insights/art...

21.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morgan Stanley Research estimates the U.S. currency could lose another 10% by the end of 2026.
Despite a recovery of 3.2% in July, the delayed impact of tariffs on growth and unemployment – besides policy uncertainties – are likely to keep negative pressure on the dollar.

21.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The value of the U.S. dollar against other currencies dropped about 11% in the first half of this year, the biggest decline in more than 50 years, ending a 15-year bull cycle.

21.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

The thing that pisses me off the most is that for months, I've been trying to convince my wife we need to get Disney+, because they had all the MCU and the Star Wars franchise. Now that ain't happening. Thanks very FUCKING MUCH, Bob Iger.

19.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

18.09.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 62263    πŸ” 19857    πŸ’¬ 2044    πŸ“Œ 932

Remember all those dystopian novels and films that showed our future as one where big corporations took over the world and swept all government aside? Boy, were they ever off base.

18.09.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope President Pedo's UK hosts include visits to the Banqueting House at the Palace of Whitehall, Pontefract Castle, and Berkeley Castle on the itinerary . IYKYK

16.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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