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Author, attorney, Award-winning columnist. Groucho Marxist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.

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Well, if that's what the legislature wants...clearly young women need to start carrying. and learn to shoot straight.

18.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So tell me: what's your favorite piece of apparently useless information? Bonus points if you want to see it used in fiction.

18.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I now know how lampshades are made. I've learned more about poultry processing that you'll ever want to know. I know the steps to arm and trigger a Claymore mine. I can hotwire a bulldozer.

18.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking tonight about my old mentor, in law and in life, who taught me "no information is permanently useless to a litigator."
I later expanded that to include fiction writing.

18.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His name is Ron Johnson
He lives in Wisconsin
He comes to the Senate from there
The people he meets
When he's out on the streets
Go "Jesus Christ how fucking dumb ARE you?"

12.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pedophiles Protectors...

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

11.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 693    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

08.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38098    πŸ” 14372    πŸ’¬ 1386    πŸ“Œ 748
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a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is standing in a room and looking at the camera . Alt: Guy Fleegman from Galaxy Quest
08.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever wondered where Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes went when he grew up...

08.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please do not invite Gary Abernathy back onto your broadcast. He is a shameless liar and Trump shill.

30.01.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone really think that sending that belligerent asshole Tom Homan to Minneapolis is going to calm a damn thing down?

26.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take ICE's guns away. The bad apples will leave.

25.01.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day, a snow day was a snow day. You got to go out and play. Now it means "remote learning."

I feel for the youth of today.

25.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, I love this song.

24.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was one kid who literally called every five minutes. I told him, "I promise you, kid, if we get the word, it'll be on the radio immediately. Just listen." He responded, "I don't listen to your stupid station!"

Folks in radio in the 21st century: are these calls still a thing?

24.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of the weather kerfuffle reminds me of my days in radio back in the late 1970s, early 1980s. If there was even a hint of snow in the forecast, the phones would be ringing constantly with kids asking "is school cancelled?"

24.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently readiing a biography of Samuel Adams, and one of the takeaways is "Don't fuck with Boston." They're a feisty lot.

21.01.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when "abolish ICE" was considered by the Democratic party leadership to be political suicide?

21.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can take the boy out of the Pharisees, but you can't take the Pharisee out of the boy.

20.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the shitty stuff in Christian doctrine isn't from Jesus, it's from St. Paul's letters. And those letters were picked from all of the other potential sources by men with their own doctrinal agendas.

20.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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A reminder how ICE treats priests.

20.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18363    πŸ” 6685    πŸ’¬ 570    πŸ“Œ 268

This is no longer a Department of Justice. It is a lawless ministry of oppression.

19.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Jackson has entered the chat.

11.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First couple of episodes, I was going "well, you know, everyone's happy, there's no more war or crime, maybe this isn't such a bad thing," Then it got more & more horrifying. The scene with the goat in the finale clinched it. They only look cheerful long enough to get you. After that: blank & cold.

11.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a pic of conservatives 'complying' with law enforcement

11.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Sounds similar. My sympathies.

09.01.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bend that knee
Bow that head
Obey all orders or they'll shoot you dead
We gotta Felon ruling us by royal decree
Ain't it great to be living in the land of the free

09.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was taking OTC Niacin and one night got the "Niacin flush." Is a hot flash anything like that? Because if so, goddamn.

09.01.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we the only people who watch the experts interviewed on PBS Newshour, scan the books on the shelves behind them, and make judgments?

08.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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