Kelsey

Kelsey

@kelskels06.bsky.social

Mom of 2, Cat Mom of 3, Cornhusker, Democrat, Keeper of @Gonzo.bsky.social ‘s Stats. Reports directly to Sandor.

1,603 Followers 52 Following 1,957 Posts Joined Nov 2024
21 hours ago

I’m glad to see you wearing a green tag, Gonz! With St. Patrick’s Day coming up, it’s important to wear green so you don’t get pinched!

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1 day ago

Every single one of your takes is flawless.

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1 day ago

Oh, I agree. It’s definitely a big worth fixing, but at least there’s a workaround.

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1 day ago

@itsflanoy.bsky.social Wanted to make sure you saw this too!

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1 day ago

The Wordle bot has never been nicer to me than it was today and I’ve also never picked all the choices it would have picked until today.

Perhaps, Mr. Robot, you should consider being nice to everyone regardless of whether they think like you.

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1 day ago

I’ve been able to get the window to scroll by clicking on the space above the text box and then clicking back into the text box. Are you able to do the same?

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2 days ago

You’re on blood pressure meds to lower your blood pressure with a blood pressure of 98/71 and she doesn’t want to decrease your meds?! Girl.

My BP has been hovering around 100/70 as well so I halved my meds before my appt and my doctor was like, “that’s exactly what I was going to have you do!”

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2 days ago

And you’re not on any medications that might impact it?

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2 days ago

I had to plead with her to get an actual picture of her face to share with my irl friends. 😂

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2 days ago
A newly 9 year old girl standing in front of a teal/gold balloon bouquet with a giant, gold 9 balloon while holding a bright bouquet of flowers in front of her face.

Sweet Char was born 9 years ago today. She has blossomed SO MUCH this year. She is so kind and loving and caring and compassionate and also so emphatically and loudly herself.

Being her mom is a joyful struggle and I wouldn’t have it any other way. She makes me better.

Happy birthday, Sweet Girl!

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3 days ago

Gonzo, today is my younger daughter’s 9th birthday! I can’t believe how fast she’s growing!!

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3 days ago

My cats also do this so I think it actually does help!

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3 days ago

No, this is really important because if they weren’t wearing green, someone might pinch them!

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3 days ago

I did just buy a brush to help tackle the issue because my old vacuum couldn’t keep up with the hair of 3 cats and I had to replace it.

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3 days ago

We’ve had a very mild winter and my coat has been a napping spot for my cats once or twice. When we had a normal winter day and I had to wear my coat to work, my coworker told me he had to walk away because he’s allergic to cat hair. 🙄

My good sir, everything I own is half cat hair.

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3 days ago

Buddy, you bring so much joy to so many people! It’s no wonder you have so many friends. I’m glad to count you among mine! 🩷

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4 days ago

Apparently we’re getting scam texts from iPhones with read receipts turned on now. This is a fun new development.

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4 days ago

A travesty, truly. He just wants to help!

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4 days ago

Today is the most Monday to ever have Mondayed. I want to go back to bed.

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4 days ago

I do want to come back and add that this was all said in jest and a good time was had by all at dinner!

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4 days ago

Perfect. Love this for me. I’m going to tell him I was right.

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4 days ago

The worst part of playing twenty questions with my girls and their dad is that everyone is autistic but all the different kinds. He said it’s an island and I asked if it was Hawaii and he said that’s an archipelago so I said fuck you.

And that was actually better than my younger daughter’s round.

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5 days ago

That’s so kind of you!

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5 days ago

Adding this to my repertoire for next time.

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6 days ago

Normalize treating children like children. Also, if I had someone to push me in the cart, I would take full advantage.

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6 days ago

I was at the grocery store with my 12 yo. She likes to ride in the cart, which is fine by me.

A man stopped and said he had a carseat for the baby and pointed at Lily. I said, “she’s my baby” and glared.

She bags all my stuff, puts it away, and asked to come. Of course I’ll push her in the cart!

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6 days ago

Yes, I encourage it

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1 week ago

Best possible way to hear this news.

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1 week ago

Gonzo you simply cannot just show your belly like that and expect people to not come find you to pet it.

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1 week ago

And the t-Rex!

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