Kelsey

It’s not technically tacos, but I loveeeee flour tortilla chips and salsa. Do you have any of those hiding anywhere? I’ll take a margarita regardless!

I’ve been married twice and divorced twice for a combined total of about $20k. 😅

What a handsome man!

(And carry weapons .)

@gonzo.bsky.social I’m pretty sure this is proof that cats are allowed to ride buffalumps.

Gary Riding Bison Gary the Cat riding a bison across Nebraska. Designed and Printed by Union Labor at RAYGUN. Cut & sewn sweatshop free. A Portion of All RAYGUN Sales Raise Money For Organizations That We Support. ...

@irisblue.bsky.social YOU NEED THIS

I got my informed delivery this morning and it showed a card from my aunt made out to Kelsey, Lily, And Cher. (She’s Charlotte but goes by Char.)

I called my ex and asked if she really think we named our daughter Cher.

He responded with, “I’m gay, but I’m not THAT gay!”

I’m still laughing. 😂

I believe so!

Look, I don’t think you should be penalized for trying to take pictures or videos of the people who spend all day taking pictures and videos of you. Turnabout is fair play!

Totally get it. It’s insane.

I discovered a French brand while I was in Austria and I’m obsessed. I’ve spent $400 on 2 of them. 😭

But also they’re absolutely worth it with how well they’re made and how comfortable they are and I have zero regrets.

I require the link immediately.

OH MY GOD

Truly a work of art!

I’m in Nebraska and I would also not go to all you can eat sushi with you. 😂

A screenshot of a calendar that says February 2026 at the top with crossword puzzle icons for each day and gold stars on the days they are completed. The week of February 8-14 is entirely gold stars.

Anyway, I successfully completed the entire week’s NYT crossword puzzles and I only had to google a single clue for clarification so I’m basically a rockstar.

I have a KitchenAid. I haven’t whipped anything myself in 15 years. 😂

You Sang the Hymns Louder So You Didn’t Have to Hear Them Scream

Gonna have this on repeat for a while.

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This is exquisite.

Coming here to humbly request more McQ stirrup pants content.

The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I did order some pita chips as well cause I had a coupon. 😅

I’m an ✨adult✨

I love this! You should start planning for the Friday the 13th in March. I’m expecting big things from you!

I decided what I want to eat for every meal this week is a large bowl of fruit covered in homemade whipped cream so that’s what I’m gonna do.

I understood 😂

Gold star for Momb and Dade!

Oh how scary!

It really was perfect!

Perfect, works for me!