Sad (barely) Draws🔞

I'm offing myself come 2029 if I haven't died by then.

The bottom of my heart is beating faster than the top. I can't afford to go to the cardiologist. I'm in between jobs. I can't breathe because my heart is desynced

I’ve signed the lease so it’s make or break time.. not been much movement for awhile so please share if possible I want to move without my medical budget getting effected 🙏❤️‍🩹

I came across a parallel but opposite line of thinking about rewarding behavior you want to see, specifically in TTRPGs but you can apply it to all sorts of things. Welcome to my Thread Talk:

The past 2 weeks, I've shirked my fasting routine and got alcohol and food as I'm massively crashing out. However, I ended up drunkenly crashing out on someone I deeply care about and I'm not sure we're friends anymore. I've ceased drinking, but these are bad times. Live it up a little where you can

Ryoko... in Buu Saga Bulma's dress... I'm SWEATING

I need to get out, please 🙏

I've tried breaking my introverted nature to put myself out there only to be disappointed by almost no one replying or saying one or two things and disappearing. I ain't much of a looker and I'm broke. Not the target audience for those damned things

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Never gets old:

Okay so yea, the place that would be the best bet for me will need the deposit asap or I either lose the offer entirely or I can’t move in.. please help I’m genuinely begging 😖🥲

Slimer? I barely know 'er lmfao

I'd be down to bust in a ghost. That post sex cigarette would be immaculate lmfao

100000%

I mean, ghosts moaning and wailing are a trope for a reason ;3

Freaky ghost, man. Bustin' makes them feel good

Devin, playing with a spirit board with a few other, out-of-frame characters. Devin is enraptured in the game. A notepad in the corner keeps track of the spirit's message. Her dialogue reads: "That symbol translates to... K? K! I think that's the last letter. What's the message say?"

Devin, getting a message from the other side! Oh spirits, what wisdom do you have to share with us today? 🕯️👻

#futa #dickgirl #DevinFran

Get your game on, go plaaayyyyyy

The fish in the pet store when I walk up to their tanks

Anything with vigilance

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

ahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA FUCK.

Next train to supermassive drunken crashout, all aboard!

They, even. I'm too drunk for internet rn lmfao

Damn right! May the feast on potato and pillbug alike. Gob bless

I mean, once you pop you just can't stop. Shit sucks, but can you really be mad at a race of adorable little meth addicts?

Felt. About to turn 36. What the fuck is flirting?

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

Then die.

Working at a gas station sucks fucking ass, but we doin' it.

YUH