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Patrick Noodlewind

@patricknightwind.bsky.social

31, History Nerd, Theatre Lover, and Berry Extraordinaire! A jack of all (very peculiar) trades! 🚨18+only!🚨 Profile Pic by @astonkitkat and Banner by @Cleverfoxman

754 Followers  |  3,132 Following  |  862 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023  |  1.7688

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Guinevere vs. Guinevere #knightsofguinevere #kog

14.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3
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Easily Forgiven #theowlhouse #toh

15.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 698    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3
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Faelira feels lucky to be a pregnant super model. Especially when she’s able to show off her beautiful round belly, huge milk tanks sit atop it and the shelf that is her ass. Faelira loves posing in front of the cameras and crew who can’t help but blush at fecundity. 🎨 by @dinnerkun.bsky.social

15.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also i need more sfw examples. will do a 10% discount on anything sfw!

15.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton got involved in a scandal revolving around him getting his dick sucked I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's outright bizarre it's happened twice

15.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Quick low effort sketch of my big dragon dude Caliburn since I need to draw more big men lol
#Sketch #Doodle #Dragon #Anthro #Pinup #Muscle #Scalie

15.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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A commission drawn for @magnasavepone.bsky.social
I wonder how big she'll get? If you ask me, she might not even stop at planet size. πŸ’™

15.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The second part of a comm about the demon with the biggest belly, by WhoozKangarooz πŸ‘Ή

15.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A commission drawn for @sarahtheclown.bsky.social
What's better than one juicy butt? TWO of them! πŸ’™πŸ‘

15.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A profile view of Djermy for the funny Evil Container meme. He's also massive 'cause why not.

A profile view of Djermy for the funny Evil Container meme. He's also massive 'cause why not.

I don't meme often (I am too slow) but this one looked like a fun excuse to scribble a profile view~

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Pillow

colored version: www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

15.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Simpsons (1989) S2:E13 Bart's Dog Gets an 'F'

15.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoy every moment

15.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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TV review: β€˜Robin Hood’, episode 1Β (2025) Before you start, yes, I know, the story of Robin Hood is mostly a myth, a legend, so those who tell that story get a bit more freedom, yes.But the writers, set designer & director all have cho…

The sacrifices I make...
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.

You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...

A few highlights in this short thread.

15.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 9
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cw: berry inflation

berry folf

quick commission for @thatballoonfolf.bsky.social

15.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quickie sketch

15.11.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just me and @tinmible.bsky.social having a day at the (Balloon) Club

15.11.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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completed ych for Kapro_hunter55 πŸ’“

09.11.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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cmm for Eduard πŸ₯‚

15.11.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❀️

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MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.

15.11.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

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4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8218    πŸ” 2344    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 134
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

14.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4250    πŸ” 1113    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 118

every part of this just feels truly, utterly evil. Just something completly foul it makes my skin crawl.

15.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œTrump blew Bill” thing is advantageous in a bunch of ways but my favorite is that, aside from Trump, it’s a genuinely victimless joke.

Bill Clinton doesn’t give a shit if you believe Trump sucked him off. In fact, I promise you the man feels alive right now in a way he hasn’t for 30 years.

15.11.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
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everyone under 45 when the gop breaks out 'if trump is an epstein pedophile that means bill clinton is too'

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 Narrina the clown girl petting and being embraced by a pink elephant while she oversees a victim inflate as a bubble out of its trunk.

Narrina the clown girl petting and being embraced by a pink elephant while she oversees a victim inflate as a bubble out of its trunk.

β€’Watch out for those pink elephants. 🍻 Also; Clowns that command those pink elephants. I'm sure Narrina wants you to drink 'responsibly'.

(giftart for bsky.app/profile/meme... )

14.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey we should get on this.

14.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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