Bernardo

Bernardo

@elduvalin.bsky.social

Former crime-doer; current communist bike co-op worker

48 Followers 41 Following 80 Posts Joined Jun 2023
8 months ago

Lifting while listening to The Smiths: sad, boyish, incel-adjacent

Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank

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8 months ago

That I can do!!

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8 months ago

Would that I could

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8 months ago

Calling a business within ten minutes of opening should put you on an Obama-style drone strike kill list

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8 months ago

Different when the parents are Mexican

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10 months ago

Where did this happen?

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10 months ago

Smooth is fast!

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1 year ago

Dual reconquista now! Southern USA back to Mexico, Southern Spain back to the caliphate

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1 year ago

Daniel is great, but as far as I know they don’t own a gun

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1 year ago

All of your suffering can end on Tuesday

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1 year ago

Thank you for your support in this difficult time

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1 year ago

Cut my hair too short and it turns out my head is kinda lumpy

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1 year ago

I’m a man w very few personal enemies, yet somehow they’ve all converged at the Ottobar holiday market

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1 year ago

Where is still doing a buck-a-shuck?

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1 year ago

😬

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1 year ago

Talia (white) said that my mom & I (Mexican) talk about my sister’s bf’s family from Ohio (white) using Noble Savage tropes

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1 year ago

That and being able to say that they’d done something humanitarian to the most credulous dummies who will read about it being built, never read about who built it, what that person made, and how quickly it fell apart

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1 year ago

The point is that whether the pier worked or not was completely immaterial. It’s not conspiratorial to think that they have the technology to make a working pier, so since they didn’t do that, AND the contract to build the non-functional pier was very lucrative, the point was the profiteering.

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1 year ago

Not in this case tho

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1 year ago

That’s the point

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2 years ago

What do you play?

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2 years ago

How old do you think I have to be before I can start bringing my own chopsticks to non-Asian restaurants & have it be considered “eccentric” as opposed to “freakish”??

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2 years ago

First dance at my wedding!! We wanted to pick something from Nostalgia Ultra bc we listened to that mixtape so much when we got together, but literally all of those songs are so sad 😭

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2 years ago

Accurate. Diplomatic. She’s a genius.

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2 years ago
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@rudbeckia.bsky.social have you seen?

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2 years ago

Pains me to say this bc I love Rachel Weiss, but the show was no good imo

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2 years ago

It went very poorly at first, but I managed to turn it around. I will say that it shocking to me how almost everytime I get into it w a Zionist they act like it’s my first time hearing the Zionist perspective, while having obviously never engaged w the anti-Zionist perspective themselves.

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2 years ago

Thought my hemorrhoids had gone away but then I got the flu & my coughing exacerbated them immensely & now ever time I cough my asshole feels like it’s being torn open

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2 years ago

…yeah. She’s really cool otherwise, and I don’t think has ever really been pressed on the issue and has shifted left on basically everything else, but…

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2 years ago

Yeah, given the framing, I’m worried it’s not gonna go well, but we shall see.

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