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I promise I'll stop posting abt the Cuomo tweet eventually, but I must say this: I've lived as an adult in NYC for 14 years. I moved into my partner's rent-stabilized apt last year. It is the first time in 14 years that I have not felt deep, constant anxiety about money. It has changed my life.

Makes Steinbrenner/Billy Martin look like Rooney/Noll

Andrew Cuomo would kill his own family if it won him a single vote

Johnny Genocide

We recorded this an hour before the crypto douches took “credit” for the WNBA dildo thing. Silly me for assuming it was random dipshits trying to go viral, rather than very specific dipshits trying to go viral.

LAPD fucked us all up, multiple journos bloodied, aggressive push, video when able

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

A "bedroom toy" is a Snuggie. What are we doing here?

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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This hits right

Not everybody is blissfully retired, ese

Helsinki leads by example with zero road deaths in one year The Finnish capital has recorded its first year without a single traffic-related casualty, with the last death occurring in early July 2024. This remarkable achievement for […]

Helsinki has recorded its first year without a single traffic-related casualty, with the last death occurring in early July 2024.

Today, over half of the city’s streets have a speed limit of 30 km/h.

old enough to remember when the mets won games

incredibly appropriate end to this dumbass period of history if the president just fell off of a roof

Sonny’s Crib: The Tragic Life and Death of Pianist Sonny Clark - Everything Jazz Sonny Clark was an iconic jazz pianist who in his short, tragic life defined the 1950s hard bop sound. “Sonny’s Crib” was his second album as leader.

Sonny Clark defined the Blue Note sound of the late 1950s, but his promising career was cut short when he passed away at age 31. The pianist was inspired by moving to New York to realise his hard bop vision for his second album as leader: “Sonny’s Crib”.

www.everythingjazz.com/story/sonnys...

Every rich person is going to tell *you* how great AI teaching is while sending *their* kids to the kind of schooling the Ancient Greeks would recognize. I just wish everyone would think about why that is.

We once loved pigeons. We might not remember that, but they do | Joseph Earp The gentle, beautiful curiosity of humans led to the discovery that these birds are able to differentiate between paintings by Monet and Picasso

It's nice to see more discussion about the origin of pigeons that, like gentle and humble dandelions, follow in the dismissive wreckage of human history, without any fault of their own.

I honestly don't mind referee errors or athletes not giving 100% 24/7. This surveillance tech nightmare gonna ruin sports and society
www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza

Republican Mike Flood’s comments being drowned out by chants of “tax the rich” at his town hall

WNBA reporters & podcast hosts @mylesehrlich.bsky.social & Owen Pence discuss what it’s really like to cover women’s sports for independent sites, their Brooklyn bromance & dealing with fake news in the WNBA media landscape.

Plus, sex toys have a spokesperson. 

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Series of similar headlines: "Who ruled the deadline?"; "Trade deadline superlatives"; "Grading all 30 teams' moves"

In 5 years "sports" will just be gambling ads & listicles

two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ? ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?

Me whenever Frankie Montas is on the mound

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Big stint or go home

Donald Trump is a rapist