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@matthewmiranda.bsky.social

not fast, but quick they/them

1,022 Followers 136 Following 2,231 Posts Joined Jul 2023
8 minutes ago

It's just sports, sure, but the Venezuela/Japan announcer landing AcuΓ±a for being the 1st guy off the bench "to congratulate Garcia" when it was clear he was tearing into the umpire is too much like a lotta bad shit happening nowadays

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6 hours ago

Wemby 3 assists, 3 steals and 3 blocks from another 5x5 line, and it's halftime.

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7 hours ago

Never liked Jorge Posada. Now that he's coaching against Puerto Rico, I can dislike him even more

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1 day ago

Team DR has a moral and ethical requirement to prevent this group of living and breathing Thin Blue Line Punisher Tattoos from fulfilling their dream: eating cold McDoubles with a decomposing pedophile

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2 days ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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2 days ago
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

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1 day ago

It’s so fun in life where everyone tells you all these jobs are available and then when you apply to them, reach out to hiring managers, go where people are posting directly on Facebook groups and other networking opportunities you hear back nine months later that there’s no position available.

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1 day ago

No one has ever cared about a streak of 20-point games. Never

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2 days ago
Overpass sign says Dear Iran he’s in Florida, Love California

Today on highway 24 near Oakland. Not my pic.

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3 days ago
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Just a beluga whale casually returning a rugby ball in the middle of the Arcticβ€”like it's no big deal.

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2 days ago

buddy this is like asking why there were more socialist demonstrations in germany in 1925 than in 1940

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2 days ago
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

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2 days ago

have the ufc fighters found Nancy Guthrie

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2 days ago

*Bill Simmons voice* Is the Strait of Hormuz having a moment?

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2 days ago

We should be thankful for murder. Just before I was killed, I was alive

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4 days ago
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Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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3 days ago

This is the weirdest sports feat of my life. Bam Adebayo breaking Kobe's 81 is like Josh Hart winning MVP

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4 days ago

There's a senator from Rhode Island whose last name is Whitehouse and he's gotta feel some of the same things Bronny James does

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

Anyone for this? I know it’s a bit tough bc it assumes someone is traveling and has their ticket etc

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4 days ago

Paul Shaffer

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4 days ago

At the half:

Brunson y KAT: 40 pts
OG/Mikal/Hart: 15 pts
The whole bench: 0

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5 days ago

The only one being read! I'm small but I'm trying

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6 days ago
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68 actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

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6 days ago
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In accepting his WGA award, Stephen Colbert named and said something funny about each of his 20 writers so they’d be hired when his show ends πŸ₯Ή

@wgaeast.bsky.social
#WGAAwards

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6 days ago
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Iranian journalist reports in front of the flames of a burning Oil depot.

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6 days ago

LOL good for him. I never could take my old man at hoops

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6 days ago
A skunk that isn't looking to start s*** but if there is any will end it

Got your back

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6 days ago

Bluesky suspended me for asking the senior NY state senator to cease respirating, so I want to be very clear: I do not wish a violent death upon Lindsey Graham, never have and never will. I am simply extremely pro-natural causes

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6 days ago

Impressive, but the biggest question -- is he good enough to beat you yet?

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